Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Uh oh…Pest control experts say that some rats can now…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Uh oh…Pest control experts say that some rats can now…
…run for president (D).
…become Transexuals.
…pretend to be cute, fuzzy mice…
… get elected in red states.
…be served with some fava bean and a nice Chianti.
…deliver pizza…
…take over centers of government…
Build a giant wooden badger
…make mischief…
Open tuna cans
damn rat
Here’s your dinner, DamnCat, served by the second course…
…build up immunity to iocane powder.
Inconceivable.
Tolerate Hillary… now that she’s not running
Pilot drones
Become Uber drivers
…apply for refugee status.
…train turtles in martial arts.
…successfully switch from iOS to Android.
…audition for the Broadway show “Cats”.
…tell the difference between regular coffee and Folgers Crystals.
…still be friends with Michael Jackson. (Like Ben)
become a service animal for AOC
… vote multiple times in all 57 states
provide enough brain material so that zombies can survive in Washington D.C.
… get into an elite college.
… de-cert a sinking ship (they’re inspectors now).
… build a better mousetrap.
… appreciate faster horses, younger women, older whiskers, and more money.
… eat a tart with not so much human in it.
… do a terrific James Cagney impersonation.
I hear Goober Pyle has a good impression.
Better than his Cary Grant.
…weaponize rat traps…
… patrol Libya in tiny jeeps.
In color!
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Work for Orkin
Testify for Mueller’s investigation.
…help pigs win awards at State Fairs.
…kill a mobster’s brother.
Templeton cheese!
(That was a reply to c64wood)
… gnaw through concrete; but not Biden’s damned skull.
become invisible.
… vote democ-rat
… Work in esteemed resturants in Paris
That’s twice in a row Karen has gotten the rare thumbs-down on not-particularly-controversial comments. Who has it in for her?
I didn’t do it. Nobody saw me. You can’t prove a thing.
Wear friggin lasers on their heads
…look pretty in pink.
…slum, as a NYC hipsters.
…beat a scientist to death with a maze.
…literally work for peanuts at CNN.
…work for, get fired by, and write a book about Trump.
Recognize the D in the voting booth