Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The Mueller Report finds that President Trump only did one thing wrong…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The Mueller Report finds that President Trump only did one thing wrong…
The Mueller Report finds that President Trump only did one thing wrong…
well I’m not saying it was not declaring himself an Alien but… it was not declaring himself an Alien.
your leitmotif
My….idiom.
The Holy Grail — an obscure reference!
No Python movie reference qualifies for an Obscury
Maybe some of the less- popular TV sketches.
Bacon for knowing the right time to use the quote, though.
Can I get a semi-obscury?
The Mueller Report finds that President Trump only did one thing wrong…
went against a Sicilian with death on the line.
…and got involved in a land war in Asia.
Soon.
The Mueller Report finds that President Trump only did one thing wrong…
he beat Hillary.
…allowing his rivals to live (there can only be One)…
… having his Putin before having his meat.
…he shouldn’t have drank covfefe before peeing on those Russian Hookers,
… obstruction of jesters.
… making a second key to the strawberry locker.
… overlooking the fact that the real Cardinal Richelieu died in 1642.
…remains suspiciously silent about the designated hitter rule.
… and I quote: “He f’d up. He trusted us!”
…road trip.
… used the wrong declension in “Witchhunters ite domum.”
…taunting the Democrats a second time…
…dangling a participle on Twitter…
…Comey-Comey-Comey-Comey-Comey Chameleon…
he comes and goes
“Desert this sinking ship” in his eyes all the way
If you listened to his lies he would say
I’m a man without conviction
I’m a man who doesn’t know
How to sell a contradiction
I come and go
I come and go
… failed to earmark millions of dollars for the FBI to interview thousands of people for the next two years in the Jusse Smollett case.
…he believed the DOJ was interested in justice.
…and for another $20 million he’ll tell you what that thing is.
…he switched political parties.
… when he got the Democrats in his sights, he should have crossed the streams.
he switched to Folgers Crystals
…picked the wrong week to give up sniffing glue.
… took a wrong turn at Elba, quirkily.
he never defenestrated Hillary
he used his wall funding on a giant wooden badger instead.
He didn’t appoint Christopher Walken to a “More Cowbell” cabinet position.
he was always a red pill, not a blue pill person. (unless its date night with Melania… then it’s definitely blue.)
The Mueller Report finds that President Trump only did one thing wrong…
he did nothing wrong.
… he disregarded the first rule of FISA Club: never talk about FISA Club.
… he caused the Democrats surprise. . . and fear. Two: the two things he did wrong were causing the Democrats surprise, fear, and an almost fanatical devotion to the collusion story. . . .
.
… and this is the cruncher: offenses against the ‘Getting Out of a Process Crime Trap Without a Proper Bleeding Process Crime’ Act; namely, by simply ending every investigation by just having the Special Prosecutor sum it all up and . . . wait a minute.
… distributed an exponent across addition in his work for problem #13.
He didn’t put the band back together before going on a mission from God.
He made the mistake of failing to try to destroy America, the constitution, the American way of life, freedom, and, to top it all off, he’s not a one-eyed, one armed, half gypsy, half native american woman.
was he a one-eyed, one horned flying purple people eater?
…didn’t include a cover on his tps report.
…he forgot to carry the one.
…he didn’t count on those meddling kids and that dog.
…two scoops of ice cream instead of one.