Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The first line in Mueller’s report…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The first line in Mueller’s report…
…”A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away…”
“A long, long time ago I can still remember when possible collusion made me smile.”
“And I knew if I had my chance some charges I could advance and keep the Left happy for a while.”
“But while felonies made me shiver, the evidence could not be delivered.”
“Bad news on the doorstep, but the news from the public was kept.”
I know that you will wail and cry
because your “Justice” was denied.
So don’t look too closely deep inside…
the report… that saw Collusion… die…
So bye bye your Deep state coup try
…YMMV
…Roy Rogers had a horse named Trigger. Be warned.
…”We had one job – we failed.”…
“Call me Collusionfail.”
…Sorry, we ran out of ‘whole cloth’ to manufacture things out of.
…”The Steele dossier lied, credibility died.”…
The first line in Mueller’s report…
“It wast the best of times, it was the worst of times.”
A short synopsis of cable news, post-Trump election.
“Those meddling kids really let us down this time.”
The first line in Mueller’s report…
The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred. No person or entity associated with this report received payment or anything of value, or entered into any agreement, in connection with the depiction of tobacco products. No animals were harmed in the making of this report.
The following story is true. And by “true”, I mean “false”. It’s all lies. But, they’re entertaining lies. And in the end, isn’t that the real truth?
The answer, is no.
Springfield Bacon to you sir!
“I’m not saying it was a massive hoax, but…”
perpetuated by, well I’m not saying it was Aliens but… it was aliens.
The first line in Mueller’s report…
was cocaine, to help you stomach the rest of the report suckit Liberals!
“Executive Summary: I got nothin’. “
The first line in Mueller’s report…
(Chapter One says to love her)
(You love her with all your heart)
(Chapter Two you tell her you’re)
(Never, never, never, never, never gonna part)
(In Chapter Three remember the meaning of romance)
(In Chapter Four you break up
(But you give her just one more chance)).
Knock yourself out Oppo, it just screams for a parody and I’m too tired to do it myself.
The first line in Mueller’s report…
Нет сговора, никогда не было сговора. Все это было обманом от начала до конца.
The first line in Mueller’s report…
Hey, I did my best, but I guess my best wasn’t good enough.
…”Whether I shall turn out to be the hero of my own life, or whether the station will be held by anybody else, these pages must show.”…
“If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you’ll probably want to know is where the collusion story was born, and what its lousy evolution was like, and how the Democrats were occupied and all before they had me, and all that David Copperfield kind of crap, but I don’t feel like going into it, if you want to know the truth.”
…”All this happened, more or less.”…
…states that you do not talk about Meuller’s report. The second line states that you DO NOT talk about Meuller’s report.
“All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.”
…YGDL!!!YTATSOTE!!!”
…”How do you keep a Democrat occupied for hours? Please turn over…”
Back of page 1:
How do you keep a Democrat occupied for hours? Please turn over…”
…”This document produced by the Ministry of Love, edited by the Ministry of Truth.”
and delivered by the Ministry of Pain.
I pity the fools….
The first line in Mueller’s report…
Is superfluous…it’s the last line that counts.
The first line in Mueller’s report: Once upon a time.
The last line in Mueller’s report: And they lived happily ever after.
The first line in Mueller’s report: Once upon a time.
in a delusional fairy tale kingdom liberals were mad that the crown was stolen from their rightful Queen Hillary the Horrible.
… “Omnia America in tres partes divisa est.”
“When, in the course of current events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, . . . ”
“O for a muse of “Fired!”
“Now is the winter of our discontent . . . “
Hello darkness my old friend. I failed the Clintons once again.
Because revisions that were sweeping, Leftist screeds that were bleeping,
And television that was slanted with methane, still insane,
Within their realm of pretense.
…”Is that a subpoena in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?”…
…were the lyrics to Dancing In The Dark.
…President Pence? Just too much alliteration for Chris Matthews to spew nightly.
…Dear Amazon, sorry but we’ll have to return these pitchforks and torches…
“Don’t shoot the messenger, literally guys and I do mean LITERALLY!”
It was a dark and stormy night.
Mr. and Mrs. Dursley of number four, Privet Drive, were proud to say that they were perfectly normal, thank you very much.
Goodnight moon.
…Every Who down in Whoville liked Christmas a lot.
…Call me Ishmael.
-But Ishmael never called…
Should have said, “Text me Ishmael”.
The first line in Mueller’s report…
Dear progressive authoritarians, I offer my regrets and apologies, but I find I retain some shreds of honesty and personal dignity.