I don’t like watching soccer because of the boringness and the vuvuzelas, but I like hearing about us win.
Soccer is the sport that best reflects actual warfare since most of it is boring and tedious. Still, victory is sweet!
We can send a man to the moon, but if there was an oil leak on the moon, we’d be screwed.
The left doesn’t like Petraeus because his name rhymes with “Betray Us”.
If Petraeus succeeds in Afghanistan, his next job should be to stop the oil leak.
Maybe all the love from the right for Obama’s decision is because we’re still high from that soccer win.
When I yell at hippies, I call it “Speaking truth to flower power.”
BP has sent robots to try and stop the Wimbledon game.
I make fun of ties in soccer, but this Wimbledon game sorta sounds like a tie.
When I ran into a similar situation to this Wimbledon game, I defeated Dark Link with the magic hammer.
The movement of things to digital distribution would seem to have a positive environmental impact, but I haven’t heard enviromentalists talk about it. Of course, it’s not like I travel in circles with lots of environmentalists.
Random thought: I was never a very good writer of HTML.
-Don’t drive in circles with environmentalists you Earth Hating brown shirt! Also all the weed and Doritos will totally make them vomit in your car.
-When you yell at chefs is it “Speaking truth to flour power”?
-Was the Petraeus decision a political move like sending hunstman to China to help clear the road for Obama 2012? Obama doesn’t tend to look forward to the future on things like at all unless it is his own careeer advancement.
-The left isnt real bright and right now they are growing uneasy with Obama. I think the extreme right with comments like.
KKKJEWSRBAD: Me no vote Obama but I really starting to warm up to him.. Darn I have to go kick my own not racist enough butt now.
(could leftists splode like mosquitoes on 18yr peckers at a victoria secret show if it happened everywhere at once?)
-In Europe the poor kids play soccer while the wealthy kids play basketball and baseball in America the wealthier kids play soccer and the poor kids play basketball and baseball.
What if we tell Obama its not an oil leak but a a secret underwater FoxNews broadcast tower? Then he will nuke it… no questions asked.
I remember about the Nov elections I went around saying, “20 years from now a common phrase will be Obama was the first black president and this lady now is the first good black president”.
I cant tell you how racist and awful and obviously false everyone thought that was. (simpsons ralphy voice: “LOL being right is sad 🙁 ”
Shiggz RT
-Why does god save up all the big problems and then dump them all on America as soon as hardcore liberal gets in charge?
-Name this man. He was a carpenter at a young age in a big city that was not his home. His mentor was a controversial bearded man. He left his carpenter career to join his mentor and went on to become legendary.
Harrisson Ford.
-If you want to know what someone really thinks listen to their assumptions, starting premises, and what they respond to with exaggerated sensitivity.
Two good ones, Marko.
Ties at Wimbledon should be settled with the game they used to play at Wimbledon: Long Range Rifles.
I so gotta use “Speaking truth to flower power” on my hippe freind, followed by a face punch to make sure he understands.
We can make big bucks selling vuvuzelas at the nevt democrat convention. It would sound better.
The BP robots rammed the pipe and top hat structure. There must be a Kennedy at the controls.
It’s been in the news that the BP/Obama animal clean up people have been burning the sea turtles alive to save time and money. Clearly this the Obama staff practicing carrying out portions of the Heatlh Care Bill.
Neal Boortz said we should feed the cooked sea turtles to the homeless.
“Soccer is the sport that best reflects actual warfare since most of it is boring and tedious. Still, victory is sweet!”
I usually tell people that ask, that war is too noisy and is always held in places that smell bad. I think you may be on to something here, Frank. I don’t think we do victories anymore but it would nice for a change.
Did we win something?
“We can send a man to the moon, but if there was an oil leak on the moon, we’d be screwed.”
You know it. On the other hand, I bet demands for a moon nuking would go up. There’s a positive side to everything, it seems.
“I so gotta use “Speaking truth to flower power” on my hippe freind, followed by a face punch to make sure he understands.”
I have a friend who is an ex-hippie. He makes it clear to me he’s an ex-hippie, clearly he lives in fear I might just rear back and punch his still ugly face. Since he is a good friend I guess I won’t punch him. Just make sure you don’t pull any hippie flashbacks and we’ll be OK.
Sgt., I’m with you. We won something? Whom did we beat? Lantania? American sports rule because we always win something. Not sometimes. Not maybe. Always.
Well, this is purely a matter of perspective. The other part of war is characterized by intense, horrifying violence. Some may think that a ball bouncing off someone’s head into a goal is scary violence, but I’d call those people seriously maladjusted.
Let us not forget that it was soccer that spawned the most popular hippie sport: Ultimate Frisbee.
Digital environmentalism? Hmmm. Reminds me to empty my Recycle Bin – and trash liberal Democrats on every blog I troll.
I think Leftists come in 3 main models these days
-indoctrinated young person who has never heard an honest presentation of the other sides position and reasoning. Has been living off their parents and spending all their lives in government run school so socialism doesn’t sounds like not having to grow up.
-True believer. “Man these increased chocolate rations of 10oz is much more filling then the old smaller 12oz rations.”
-Aristocrat posing as rebel. “Blah blah I will right your wrongs and fix your problems” all while thinking “Drink the koolaid puppets ill be in charge soon.”
“We can send a man to the moon”
prove it.