Since it’s Friday, I thought I’d spread the joy of humor-free, apolitical Friday Catblogging to IMAO (aka “I-MEOW”).
Sure, some of the IMAO bloggers have cats, but apparently I’m the only one of them mad enough to Friday Catblog. Is there anything more mad than catblogging?
Anyway, it’s time for Fencekitty Piper:
If you’re not sure how this absurd scene pertains to IMAO, since IMAO is famous for that “political humor” thing, it doesn’t. If you must have some semblance of politics or humor in everything you read here, just assume that Piper is… um…
Help me out here. Make your suggestions in the comments how this scene is, in fact, a political allegory.
(For more animal goodness, try Friday Ark today and Carnival of the Cats Sunday, so send your catblogging links to submissions @ carnivalofthecats.com.)
This obviously represents both the Repubs and Dems who won’t take a stand againt illegal immigration because they are afraid of losing illegal votes.
Hashim finally locates the Christians’ secret Christmas fellowship. He fears, however, that these are gun-totin’, suicide-preemptin’ Christians, and decides the virgins can wait a while longer.
“Ululululu!” he whispers to himself before slinking away.
I don’t have a blog… so here are some cute pictures of my kitties…
Crisco, Kitty, & Berkeley
Pomoze Bog.
Hmmm…this cat’s name isn’t really Ronnie Earle, is it? I have a feeling Tom Delay was cropped from this photo…
Tsar, out.
It’s obvious! He’s guarding the borders from un-documented second-class citizens!
He’s waiting to pounce of Cynthia McKinney, but doesn’t want to join the dog pile!
Leaving Stalag 19 behind,
Piper is….plotting to rid the world of “Evil Socialism” by sliently stalking, pouncing on and destroying one “Evil Socialist” at a time.
“Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. . .”
I’m mad, and here’s my idea of catblogging!
Piper has always been a big fan of Cat Stevens (Yusuf Islam, these days) and has just returned from the Hajj sporting a new long, black beard. Unfortunately, Piper’s pals all mistakenly think its a tribute to Billy Gibbons, and that Piper is just another ZZ Topcat.
A clear illustration of why we need bouncing Betty landmines, and not just a fence, along the border.
Stray cat is an offensive term. The new PC phrase will be undocumented feline.
Hah, “undocumented feline” I’ll have to remember that. Good one!
Piper:”See my beard?I am the Ayatollah Catstani.Die infidel Rowdi.”
El Gato Barbudo says: “Fences? Borders? We don’t need no stinkin’ borders.”
“What me, go through a metal detector?
Don’t you know who I am. I’m Representative Cynthia McKitty and if you don’t get out of my way I’m gonna have to wack you one.”
Piper is wearing the always totally gay “Soul Patch” without a mustache in celebration of this week’s release to rental of Brokeback Mountain…Bad Kitty, Piper!!!