Chupacabra are what keep the Mexicans in America! Who wants to go back to mysterious goat suckers when they can have the American way with political blood suckers?
err… and monkeys (space version, of course)
Chu are all rascists! We, the lowly and humble chupacabra, only feest on de blood of de common goat. Eef chu doan allow us into chur country, who are chu gonna geet to suck de blood uf chur goats, heh? We chupacabras are weeling to do what chur native chupacabras are not. Oh, by de way, eef we are allot into chur country, can we collect de wilfare?
The REAL danger about chupacabra is when he gets his friends, Loch Ness, Bigfoot, and Swamp thing all together to hang out in the driveway with a couple of 12 packs of El Paso and a bottle of tequila, whereupon they get wasted bad enough to raid the trailer parks and end up in a bunch of blurry photos on the internet or on E! news.
Chupacabra is delicious.
Tastes like Chickacabra
If we keep out the Chupacabra, who will do the work that Mexicans won’t do? …or is that another Billion $ study?
Chupacabra are what keep the Mexicans in America! Who wants to go back to mysterious goat suckers when they can have the American way with political blood suckers?
err… and monkeys (space version, of course)
Chupacabras are usually found in Tiajuana.
Anything can be found in Tiajuana.
Chupacabras suck not unlike DemoCRAPS.
Chu are all rascists! We, the lowly and humble chupacabra, only feest on de blood of de common goat. Eef chu doan allow us into chur country, who are chu gonna geet to suck de blood uf chur goats, heh? We chupacabras are weeling to do what chur native chupacabras are not. Oh, by de way, eef we are allot into chur country, can we collect de wilfare?
Chupacabra jused to wanna be a vampire but didn’t know the proper espanol pronunciation.
Is that frilly lefty flipping us off? I’ll punch him. Kerpow!
Wow – ’nuff said
The REAL danger about chupacabra is when he gets his friends, Loch Ness, Bigfoot, and Swamp thing all together to hang out in the driveway with a couple of 12 packs of El Paso and a bottle of tequila, whereupon they get wasted bad enough to raid the trailer parks and end up in a bunch of blurry photos on the internet or on E! news.
AAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEE!!!! The Chupacabra is coming!!!!!!
You mean those little brown dogs like on the Taco Bell commercial suck the blood of goats? How do they reach…
Oh wait, nevermind.