Newly discovered: a species of electric eel which delivers a shock with more than three times the voltage of an electrical socket.
Can’t be used as a renewable energy source, though, since Democrats haven’t figured out how to use your tax money to subsidize it yet.
We found a new species? Can we eliminate one that we don’t like now? I’d go with anything poisonous from Australia. THose guys could use a break.
Coal powered, no doubt.
Could lead to a deadly new epidemic among Hawaiian monk seal junkies—Electric Eel Juuling.
They don’t need tax dollars to subsidize the fish. They can use their favorite back-up plan, regulating the sh!t out of everything hypothetically tangentially affecting the fish. Let’s start with banning fishing, then work our way up to banning boats, except boats filled with environmentalists studying the Antarctic, and the ice-breaker boats that will be needed to rescue them.