Submitted by FormerHostage:
Little ditty about Jack and Diane
Two American kids growin’ up wit da Wuhan.
Jackie gonna be a football star
Diane coughed out loud in backseat of Jackie’s car
Suckin’ on chili dogs on a plate between your knees
Diane’s sittin’ on Jackie’s lap
She turned her head and gave a sneeze
Jackie say, hey, Diane
Let’s run off behind a shady trees
Peel off our N95’s
And sniff at the breeze
Oh yeah, life goes on
Even with the threat, of the deadly Wuhan
Oh yeah, life goes on
Long after the thrill of livin’ is gone
The Wuhan
Jackie sits back
Reflects his thoughts for the moment
Gives a little cough
And does his best to keep clean
Well you know, Diane
We oughta binge watch G o T
Diane says, baby
You ain’t missin’ nuth-in
Jackie, say
Oh yeah, life goes on
Long after the thrill of livin’ is gone
Oh yeah, even with the threat, of the deadly Wuhan
Gonna let it rock
I need a roll
That double ply Charmin
Soft on my ***hole
Hold on to sixteen as long as you can
We all on hard lockdown
Cuz of the deadly Wuhan
Oh yeah, life goes on
Long after the thrill of livin’ is gone
Oh yeah, I say, even with the threat, of the deadly Wuhan
Little ditty about Jack and Diane
Two American kids growin’ up wit da Wuhan.
very nice.
Thatsa one flu ovah da cuckoos best good, FH.
“Damn! I Feel Like It’s Wuhan”
(To the tune of Shania Twain’s “Man! I Feel Like a Woman”)
Let’s go guys…
I’m stayin’ in tonight, not feelin’ too right
Gonna order carryout
Sit here and cower, waste away the hours
Watch the news and faff about
Terrified condition, total inhibition
Feel a little ill at ease
Hey, you better act politically correct
It’s racist to call this Chinese
The best thing about quarantine from Wuhan
Is finding out just when this stupid thing is done, yeah
Chorus:
Oh-oh-oh, go totally crazy
And hoard all the TP
Closed place, masked face
Oh-oh-oh, and call the police if neighbors go outside
Oh-oh-oh, and stay away six feet from nostrils that excrete
Don’t think about why, just know that you’ll die
Oh-oh-oh, surrender your freedom
And feel that fear you feel
Damn! I feel like it’s Wuhan
They’re crashing all the markets, but listen to the gubmint
You know they’ll get the problem fixed
Stand up and holler for your twelve hundred dollars
Although its value’s dropped like bricks
The best thing about quarantine from Wuhan
Is finding out just when this stupid thing is done, yeah
Chorus
The best thing about quarantine from Wuhan
Is finding out just when this stupid thing is done (done, done)
Chorus
I go totally crazy
Can you feel it?
C-c-come on baby!
Achoo!
Achoo!
Achoo!
I feel like it’s Wuhan!
+1!