Another Saturday night and we induct a new member of the Order of the Golden Emu.
Correctly guessing that what linked all the songs were that they were the next highest placing singles by “one hit wonders” is…
Dan Wasson OGE.
Now on to tonight’s music and other chance for an OGE. This one should be easy so get in you guess real quick.
They all reference states — if not in their titles, then in their lyrics.
We have a winner!
All mention states. States with credible vote-counting apparatus, I’ve been assured.
Miranda Lambert is kind of cute.
I hate Joe Biden.
Just wanted to get that out there for bragging rights.
They mention states my dead grandmother voted for Biden this past election.
Dead Grandmother Has a Motor Home
— (My next album title)
SIDE 1:
Wine-a-Bago
Flush It Johnny, It’s an Interstate
Pull in Here, It Looks Like They Got Napkins
Grampa Ain’t Gettin’ No Younger
#%&@! $3.09 Per Gallon!
Were there any Reindeer involved?
Nah, they said it was COVID.
Although, I didn’t know hoofprints on the back was a COVID symptom.