Straight Line of the Day: Words that could follow “Here’s the deal”…
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“… Corn Pop – I’ll protect your identity as long as you got my back. Have you got your rusty straight razor handy? We may need it to keep Kamala in line…”
…. wait a minute there – don’t you know me, Mary? Zuzu’s petals – there they are! Whataya know about that, Burt! And I think that covers my thoughts about COVID-19… Kamala , did I miss anything?”
“… Corn Pop – I’ll protect your identity as long as you got my back. Have you got your rusty straight razor handy? We may need it to keep Kamala in line…”
…I want tuna, you want to sleep tonight.
Here’s the deal. Take the vaccine or take the boxcar to FEMA vacation spot.
Words that could follow “Here’s the deal”…
accept it or pray I don’t alter it further.
Words that could follow “Here’s the deal”…
repeat everything we tell you to repeat. Believe everything we say to believe. Or, well, you know Jeffrey Epstein committed suicide, right? Comrade?
“…, and the pitch is high and outside – ball two…”
“… Max gets a trey, the Cowboy gets a cowboy, go figure, Maggie draws a seven, and the dealer gets a bullet… Max, what’s your pleasure?”
Words that could follow “Here’s the deal”…
…”Shut up, Wesley.”
Words that could follow “Here’s the deal”…
…”and my boss is going to crucify me for doing this, but if you buy one at full price, you can have the second one at a zero percent discount.”
Words that could follow “Here’s the deal”…
…”Hey, Ricky, you ain’t wearin’ a wire now, are youse?”
…. wait a minute there – don’t you know me, Mary? Zuzu’s petals – there they are! Whataya know about that, Burt! And I think that covers my thoughts about COVID-19… Kamala , did I miss anything?”
C’mon, man!
“The waitress only asked if she could top off your coffee, Joe.”
Words that could follow “Here’s the deal”…
…”you vote us into office, and we will pretend to be miffed that we cannot carry out the conservative agenda that we claim to care about so deeply.”
Words that could follow “Here’s the deal”…
vote us into office and you will never have to worry about all that pesky “voting” ever again.
“Democracy is like a train: when you reach your destination, you get off”
– Recep Tayyip Erdogan
Unless you get “offed” first…
“… with airline food…”
Words that could follow “Here’s the deal”…
Jokers are wild with Aces, Straights and Flushes.
Pai Gow!
…you give us 15 days to slow the spread and we will give you 15,000 autocrats for 15 months, to spread the slow.