Side note re: New Year’s Eve. Last year, the annual Possum Drop was cancelled because snowflakes like PETA thought it was cruel to the possum. Then 2020 happened. I’m not saying it’s necessarily connected, but you can’t ignore the coincidence. (https://www.cnn.com/2019/12/31/us/north-carolina-opossum-drop-ends-trnd/index.html)
. . . there will be no humans there, so the media will hype it as a large Biden rally.
… the Naked Cowboy will be given plenty of room…
…instead of the apple drop, we’ll flush the giant turd known as 2020 down a giant toilet.
… Governor Cuomo will strap on his Green Goblin suit and spray the city with his peculiar version of a COVID cure…
There will be no people gates and barriers. You can wizz anywhere you want.
You can whizz anywhere you want any day in San Francisco.
The ball will appear as a giant Covid virus
… Greta Thunberg will see the city as she has always envisioned it – cold and empty…
So it will match the contents of her skull.
This time around, in Times Square, …
the ball will remain stationery and the world will drop away.
This time around, in Times Square, …
Bill de Blasio will deploy an SEP field.
This time around, in Times Square,
The ball is replaced with a Covid-19 shutdown clock with a big smiley face
They’ll build a giant wooden badger.
It’s definitely the wrong season for a shrubbery….
. . . Cuomo has a fake Times Square built, complete with toll booths to pay for current revenue shortfalls.
…the Dems’ Shutdown Love™ is so strong, they’re counting down to 2020 again.
Side note re: New Year’s Eve. Last year, the annual Possum Drop was cancelled because snowflakes like PETA thought it was cruel to the possum. Then 2020 happened. I’m not saying it’s necessarily connected, but you can’t ignore the coincidence. (https://www.cnn.com/2019/12/31/us/north-carolina-opossum-drop-ends-trnd/index.html)
This time around, in Times Square, …
they will skip 2021 and go right to 2022 to be on the safe side.
…from 12:00 to 12:01 there will be a celebratory ceasefire.
…Cuomo will drop a giant Hitler’s Ball.
…aged assisted living patients will be left out in the cold.
…Snake Plissken will be sneaking the President back to New York.
…will usher in the new new year of 1977. Cuomo and de Blasio declare that “Glue sniffers should stick together,” start talking smack.
…you multiply by one-half the acceleration to get the distance.
Almost an Obscury. Almost.
For kids today, certainly. (Physics, like spelling, is rasict)
This time around, in Times Square, …
you’ll have seen everyone that actually voted for Biden.