Straight Line of the Day: Other Cartoon Character Cancellations Posted by Oppo on 23 March 2021, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day: Other Cartoon Character Cancellations (Foghorn Leghorn, for pointing out that there’s something kinda “ewwww” about a kid that doesn’t know how to play baseball.) 2
Other Cartoon Character Cancellations Fearless Fosdick for glorifying police brutality. 1 Reply to this comment
Other Cartoon Character Cancellations Little Lulu. Her hairdo is cultural appropriation. 1 Reply to this comment
Pinocchio – hits to close to home for Democrats, especially press secretary Psocchio 8 Reply to this comment
Other Cartoon Character Cancellations Orphan Annie gives gold diggers a bad name. 3 Reply to this comment
Lieutenant Fuzz unless he finally comes out of the closet. It’s a new army now – time to fly your freak flag, Fuzz! 2 Reply to this comment
Yeah, the Nnnnnational Ststststutterers Ffffoundation is pppppretty pppppissed off…. 1 Reply to this comment
Other Cartoon Character Cancellations Joe Biden, for giving dementia a bad rap. 5 Reply to this comment
Other Cartoon Character Cancellations Every damn thing R. Crumb has ever illustrated. 1 Reply to this comment
Hold on there, he did do “The Illustrated Book of Genesis”. No, wait…you’re right – everything. 3 Reply to this comment
…the Transformers, for being secretive about their transformations, and for selling out to Big Toy… 3 Reply to this comment
… the Power Rangers, for covering up the horrific reasons behind Pink Ranger leaving the team… 2 Reply to this comment
Other Cartoon Character Cancellations Pink Panther, for culturally appropriating the color Pink of the proud homosexual community. 4 Reply to this comment
Other Cartoon Character Cancellations Piglet. Because Ayatollah Khamenei said so. 6 Reply to this comment
Wile E. Coyote – for promoting capitalism by single-handedly keeping Acme in business. 11 Reply to this comment
Other Cartoon Character Cancellations: Quick Draw McGraw. Not only for his love of weaponry, but his alter-ego’s appropriation of Hispanic culture is problematic. Don’t even get me started on Babalooie. 3 Reply to this comment
Other Cartoon Character Cancellations: Richie Rich. Not only is he rich, he’s white. 5 Reply to this comment
Other Cartoon Character Cancellations Popeye, for not representing the “new breed” of service persons. Add Sgt. Rock and Steve Canyon to the list as well. 4 Reply to this comment
… Clutch Cargo – they don’t call him “Clutch” because he always comes through, if you know what I mean… 1 Reply to this comment
Hong Kong Phooey for being offensive to martial artists. Speed Buggy because he makes tree huggers cry. 3 Reply to this comment
Lucy, a clear representation of the Democrats’ leadership. Pig-Pen, a clear representation of their base. 4 Reply to this comment
Superman – his Krypton-supremacy is problematic.
Other Cartoon Character Cancellations
Fearless Fosdick for glorifying police brutality.
Other Cartoon Character Cancellations
Little Lulu. Her hairdo is cultural appropriation.
Other Cartoon Character Cancellations
Jughead because he’s easy to pick on.
Pinocchio – hits to close to home for Democrats, especially press secretary Psocchio
Other Cartoon Character Cancellations
Orphan Annie gives gold diggers a bad name.
Lieutenant Fuzz unless he finally comes out of the closet. It’s a new army now – time to fly your freak flag, Fuzz!
Roger Ramjet, for being proudly and persistently militaristic…
Porky Pig – his stuttering is making fun of Joe Biden
“Th-th-th-that’s Joe, folks!”
Yeah, the Nnnnnational Ststststutterers Ffffoundation is pppppretty pppppissed off….
Other Cartoon Character Cancellations
Joe Biden, for giving dementia a bad rap.
Harvey Award!
Kermit the Frog, as his fingers smell like bacon.
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Every damn thing R. Crumb has ever illustrated.
“Roneydill b-b-b-beat ya, b-b-b-beat ya to, b-b-b…did it first.”
Hold on there, he did do “The Illustrated Book of Genesis”.
No, wait…you’re right – everything.
…the Transformers, for being secretive about their transformations, and for selling out to Big Toy…
Bart Simpson for being a juvenile delinquent.
… the Power Rangers, for covering up the horrific reasons behind Pink Ranger leaving the team…
Other Cartoon Character Cancellations
Pink Panther, for culturally appropriating the color Pink of the proud homosexual community.
Snow White, because of her last name.
Other Cartoon Character Cancellations:
Winnie the Pooh.
Because Xi said so.
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Piglet.
Because Ayatollah Khamenei said so.
… and he stutters.
Wile E. Coyote – for promoting capitalism by single-handedly keeping Acme in business.
Harvey Award!
Other Cartoon Character Cancellations:
Quick Draw McGraw. Not only for his love of weaponry, but his alter-ego’s appropriation of Hispanic culture is problematic.
Don’t even get me started on Babalooie.
Deputy Dawg (white cop)
… (laughs like Kamala)
…He-Man, for blatant gender stereotyping…
Other Cartoon Character Cancellations:
Richie Rich. Not only is he rich, he’s white.
Other Cartoon Character Cancellations
Popeye, for not representing the “new breed” of service persons. Add Sgt. Rock
and Steve Canyon to the list as well.
… Clutch Cargo – they don’t call him “Clutch” because he always comes through, if you know what I mean…
… and his pal Spinner is a dig at the media.
Hong Kong Phooey for being offensive to martial artists.
Speed Buggy because he makes tree huggers cry.
Betty Boop because … well … Betty Boop
Scrappy Doo, for his dead-on impersonation of Biden.
The Wonder Twins. Thank goodness something good will come of this.
Superman for his sexist, toxic masculinity.
Lucy, a clear representation of the Democrats’ leadership.
Pig-Pen, a clear representation of their base.
Other Cartoon Character Cancellations
Mighty Mouse – for saving the day
Mr. Magoo for being a danger to himself and everyone around him.