“The Onion’s never been funny. Look: clim —. Never. Number one,” said Biden.

“And The Bee, that’s what we used to call Ma Larky. White hairs…”

The former vice president stares at the camera, listening to his earpiece.

Seconds tick by.

Jill Biden begins to advance.

Self-proclaimed “Obiden” steadies himself with effort, chops with both hands towards the camera . . .

Sorry, we don’t have more. The guy’s video feed was cut off at this point. Audio had been cut off moments earlier.

(News anchors struggle to justify what he said.)