Our broadcast day concludes.
Brigitte Nielsen (0-5-0 Pts. 185) vs Joan Severance (5-0-0 Pts. 595)
Poll closes on Sunday April 4th at 9:00 am.
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Archive of entries posted on 29th March 2021
Babesleaga Week 6 : Sybil Danning vs Shannon Tweed
“… Unless, of Course, You’d Like To Try the Satan Shoes.”
Title and image submitted by Les:
Try reading the title in the voice of Dr. Evil.
“Do they come in . . . shark-skin?”
You don’t tie them; you apply a tourniquet.
White sells; Red sells.
I really have no idea where this marketing idea came from. Or from wince it came. Was there some demographic making a racket for shoes tainted with bio-waste? Or is the demographic the bio-waste, and the shoes the racket?
Sick’ll Sell a Media.
“Get the New Improved High-Leper Running Sores(tm) — the Converse of What You Want – Before Our Sales Fall Completely Off!”
Nope.
Coming soon: Arteriosclerosis Clogs.
“Leave Someone ELSE’s Blood at a Crime Scene For Once, You Insane Dolt!” — Usain Bolt, for Satan Shoes (paid Endors-mint)
“Uh-Uh, Don’t Step on Those Blue-State Shoes.”
“666: The Linda Blair Jordans”
How about Hitler’s Heil Heels? Is there a market for them?
Charles Manson Sneak-ers? Tetanus Shoes?
Dumb and Dahmer.
Buyer beware: they have no souls.
Myeh… Call Me Just a Tad Skeptical
… Beginning with the name of the source.
Ingestible Beauty: New Study Investigates the Effects of Daily Almond Consumption on Facial Wrinkles and Skin Pigmentation
PR Newswire | March 17, 2021Research shows reduced measures of wrinkle severity and improved pigment intensity in postmenopausal women with Fitzpatrick skin types I-II who ate almonds as a daily snack.
New research suggests that there may be more than one reason to add almonds to your daily skincare routine.
A new study by researchers at the University of California, Davis, found that eating almonds daily in place of typical calorie-matched snacks improved measures of both wrinkle severity and skin pigmentation in postmenopausal women.
The study was funded by the Almond Board of California . . .
Babesleaga Week 6 : Traci Lords vs Caroline Munro
Straight Line of the Day: China Is Trying To Make Fun of Biden. Other Slogans They Might Consider: …
China Selling Swag Celebrating Victory Over Biden Diplomats in Alaska
Breitbart | 23 Mar 2021 | Gabrielle ReyesChinese e-commerce platforms are selling “T-shirts, umbrellas, handbags, lighters, and mobile phone cases” emblazoned with phrases used by Chinese Politburo member Yang Jiechi during a fiery exchange with U.S. Secretary of State Antony Blinken in Alaska last week.
Some of the hilarious slogans:
“Chinese people won’t swallow this,”
“The U.S. has no qualification to talk down to China,”
and “Stop interfering in China’s internal affairs,”
are some of Yang’s Alaska summit zingers.
Welcome to IMAO! Watch Your Step and Hand Me That Torch
Babesleaga Week 6 : Adrianne Barbeau vs Linda Blair
Babesleaga Week 5: Results and Standings
Another week in the books and it’s Spring! Yippee!
Results
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Standings
| Contestants | Record | Total Points |
|---|---|---|
| Joan Severance | 5 – 0 – 0 | 595 |
| Traci Lords | 4 – 1 – 0 | 582 |
| Caroline Munro | 3 – 2 – 0 | 502 |
| Shannon Tweed | 3 – 2 – 0 | 499 |
| Sybil Danning | 2 – 3 – 0 | 433 |
| Linda Blair | 2 – 3 – 0 | 406 |
| Adrianne Barbeau | 1 – 4 – 0 | 520 |
| Brigitte Nielsen | 0 – 5 – 0 | 185 |
Polls nor next week close on Sunday April 4th at 9:00 am.
- 10:00 am Adrianne Barbeau vs Linda Blair
- 2:00 pm Traci Lords vs Caroline Munro
- 6:00 pm Sybil Danning vs Shannon Tweed
- 8:00 pm Brigitte Nielsen vs Joan Severance.