Straight Line of the Day: Schoolkids in Kentucky are acting like cats. For example, …
Kentucky School District: Students Are Dressing and Acting Like Cats
WLWT | August 25, 2021The Meade County School district is dealing with an unusual situation: a group of high school students is attending school acting like and dressing as cats.
… they are showing a surprising indifference to homework…
… Tuna Casserole day in the cafeteria is suddenly the most popular one…
… their grooming has improved exponentially…
… teachers have reported more staring out of the windows than normal…
Hairballs, Hairballs everywhere!
…even more napping than usual.
Dressing as cats?
Unless they’re going to school naked they’re doing it wrong – we don’t dress.
Calico dress, calico cat, how, in Kentucky, to tell?
Let’s just say that you DON’T want to play in the sandboxes.
Every glass beaker in the Chemistry department is smashed on the floor.
… let’s just say, they’ve gone Wild…
That one took me a while.
They aren’t licking themselves, are they?
God, I hope they aren’t licking themselves.
…only sure-fire way to get students attention is the sound of an electric can opener.
…purring will get you fired, jailed and put on a registry.
…assigning Cat On A Hot Tin Roof replaces after school detention.
Teachers can no longer use a laser pointer to highlight items on the whiteboard
Schoolkids in Kentucky Are Acting Like Cats. For Example, …
….They expect Purrfect test scores.
Why not? Other people swan around identifying as all sorts of things they will NEVER be, so why not cats. Me I identify as a Human Mage (if only I could get arcane barrages to flow out of my finger tips. I could clear rush hour traffic in seconds).
… the males are pissing on the walls to mark their territory.