“All of you Maga Dorks need to read my book and you will see that ima straight shooter because I use a shotgun like Arnold Scwartzenegger did in that movie ,uh, the uh, one with Alyssa Milan, she’s Italian and she would love my meatballs man! She’s a bad dude !..I mean witch. I want her for my next PP..uh, VP”.
How much am I bid for this book?
[crickets]
C’mon, man! Must be someone who wants to bid on this book!
[crickets]
You, in the back there, Corn Pop, how about you?
“No man, I’m fictional, I can’t bid…”
The auction company has decided to shelve this item for the moment and re-offer it at a later date…
Socialism served on an empty tray
The sum total of my knowledge can be found on the 350 blank pages in this book.
“All of you Maga Dorks need to read my book and you will see that ima straight shooter because I use a shotgun like Arnold Scwartzenegger did in that movie ,uh, the uh, one with Alyssa Milan, she’s Italian and she would love my meatballs man! She’s a bad dude !..I mean witch. I want her for my next PP..uh, VP”.
“Oh yes! It is VERY light reading.”
Biden shows that he can hold a book and a mic at the same time!
Obviously a pretty light tome of knowledge.
“What am I bid? Remember, the Big Guy gets way more than 10% for this crap!”
“Who ordered the pizza?”
Yes I have been working out..and Fat..you should be too..
How much am I bid for this book?
[crickets]
C’mon, man! Must be someone who wants to bid on this book!
[crickets]
You, in the back there, Corn Pop, how about you?
“No man, I’m fictional, I can’t bid…”
The auction company has decided to shelve this item for the moment and re-offer it at a later date…
Not a book, an empty box.