Straight Line of the Day: Now Complete This Sentence: “Now That Walrus Is Retiring From His Job…” Posted by Oppo on 24 November 2022, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day: Now complete this sentence: “Now that Walrus is retiring from his job…”
Now That Walrus Is Retiring From His Job… Some will be asking,”Walrus had a job?” 12 Reply to this comment
Now That Walrus Is Retiring From His Job… How will he stand out in the unemployment line with all the Twitter fires? Reply to this comment
… there will no longer be an HR department standing between himself and the interns. 6 Reply to this comment
He, like a homemaker buying Tupperware, will bow spend his days looking for a tight seal. 2 Reply to this comment
So, can we expect Angela Lansbury, Betty White, Katherine Hepburn, Natalie Shafer, and Irene Ryan? 3 Reply to this comment
He’ll post much more often because after the first month he won’t know what to do with himself. (know this from personal experience) 1 Reply to this comment
Now That Walrus Is Retiring From His Job…
Some will be asking,”Walrus had a job?”
Now That Walrus Is Retiring From His Job…
How will he stand out in the unemployment line with all the Twitter fires?
I can collect unemployment AND my pension?
What a country.
The “You Can Tell I’m a Democrat, Because…” thread is over there>>>
… there will no longer be an HR department standing between himself and the interns.
…we may never see him, or the interns, ever again…
We are now spared his koo koo kachoo tag line!
He, like a homemaker buying Tupperware, will bow spend his days looking for a tight seal.
He can finally tell his boss that his pronouns are ” Go/ F_ _k Yourself.
He won’t know what to Dewey with himself.
…get ready for Bebesleaga: Florida Senior Edition.
So, can we expect Angela Lansbury, Betty White, Katherine Hepburn, Natalie Shafer, and Irene Ryan?
Hmmm…..
He’ll post much more often because after the first month he won’t know what to do with himself. (know this from personal experience)
“Now that Walrus is retiring from his job…”
The Emu. Will be taking over.
Emu>emu eggs>eggmankkkch
Now That Walrus Is Retiring From His Job…
Some will be asking, ”Walrus who?”
People will be adding How do you pronounce Basil