“Oh there were strings attached to that pardon, but these ones don’t keep your legs together.” Reply to this comment
“We how are about to dine, we snoot you…”
“All we who how will dine, will dine, how…”
“Before we who are about to dine will shoot you, we snoot you…”
“Just pass me the d*mn giblets, will ya, fat?”
“I’m getting 10%… of your white meat.”
Turkey: “I reject the pardon, kill me now.”
“Oh there were strings attached to that pardon, but these ones don’t keep your legs together.”
Guh, I feel dirty just writing that.
You smell like a brand new pillow.
This cat smells wonderful
Get me outta here..I’m creeped out by this mother plucker…