Random Thoughts

Two groups in this country: racists who look at Obama and see a black president and non-racist who see a hugely incompetent president.

I asked CPAC if I was allowed to attend, but they told me no. That’s because it’s RINO dominated this year. All martini sipping elites. I brought my own martini shakers, but they were still like, “You’re too conservative. You’ll cause trouble.”

Elites don’t want to hang with an Idaho conservative. They’re all like, “Why don’t you run off and protest taxes on potatoes.”

I’m going to throw my own conservative conference in Idaho. It will be at a compound. Admission will be $5 less if you bring a gun, because no one will argue over five bucks with someone holding a gun.

Heh. The new Spider-man film is directed by a guy named “Webb.”

Better off having the government get out of the marriage business than have it redefine religious custom. Legal contracts between consenting adults for all!

I like to imagine there is this spookily-voiced voice actor whose only job is to say the title of Resident Evil games.

I have the new Resident Evil game for the 3DS. I also have a deadline for my next book. Being an adult sucks.

Hmm. Maybe playing video games helps me write better. Does anyone buy that argument? Scientists, get on it!

Elder Scrolls, stop having towns load separately from the rest of the world so we can fly again.

I miss the flying from Morrowind. I don’t miss the cliff racers.

If OWS crashes CPAC and is violent, next year consider holding CPAC in a city that recognizes conceal carry rights.

You know how in horror movies you think the bad guy is dead, but he keeps popping back up? Romney is like the opposite.

16 Comments

  1. FrankJ:

    What can I say other than.

    “Oh Ricky you so fine, you so fine you blow my mind, Hey Ricky!”

    How about jumping on the Rick bandwagon, given how little you like Romney? Or is all your talk of being a “real” conservative, willing to stick to their principals, just that — talk?

    Or is it too late? Have you already sold her conservative soul to Romney, and are just waiting for the check to clear?

    Best Regards

    Monkey Faced Liberal

  2. As far as the martini swilling elite goes, we may lose this round, but patience will pay off for conservatives.

    Look at the Muslim Brotherhood. It took them 70 long years, but they finally took power…err…umm…I mean that it took them 70 years to bring about their long awaited Arab Spring (not to be confused with Irish Spring).

  3. Seriously, why do they keep holding CPAC in D.C.? It’s only convenient for people who already live in D.C., and we all know that there are no conservatives in D.C. Instead, rotate the location and hold it in places like Phoenix, San Antonio, St. Louis, Indianapolis, Charleston, Tampa, Nashville, New Orleans, etc.

    And if any OWS deadbeats show up, goad them into taking the first punch, and then procede to have the entire crowd stomp them into hamburger in “self-defense”. I feel like going to CPAC just to crack some ugly hippie skulls, but there’s no way I’m going into that ****hole that is D.C.

  4. FrankJ:

    By the way, this might be the silliest thing you have ever written.

    “Two groups in this country: racists who look at Obama and see a black president and non-racist who see a hugely incompetent president.”

    So, what you are saying is that the 46 percent of people who approve of Obama’s job so far are racists? Since if they were not racists they would see an “incompetent president”?

    And by racist, you mean these people believe that African Americans are inherently superior, or have such a messed-up perspective on race that they ignore what you see as his “incompetent” leadership.

    Can’t some of these people not be racists, and be people who look at Obama and see a black president who is a socialist working to implement death panels and pull the guns from the hands of bitter people like you?

    Really, I do not think the whole “Obama is only getting support because people are racist” narrative is going to fly. Try again.

    Best Regards,

    Monkey Faced Liberal

    P.S. By the way, given how things are going, I suggest you immerse yourself in the fantasy worlds of Resident Evil and Skyrim. In the real world, it is morning in America, and Obama is positioned to win four more years. I think you might prefer slaying orcs and zombies to acknowledging that reality.

  5. Who is this Minkey Faced Liberal person? Long ago, when I used to read Minkeys’s comments, Minkey reminded me of that sh!t-eating, snot nose guy, Alan Colmes.

    But nowadays, I don’t read Minkey’s comments because then I’d have to “feed the trolls.”

  6. MFL,
    1. “Impartiality is a pompous name for indifference which is an elegant name for ignorance.”

    2. “We fear men so much, because we fear God so little. One fear cures another. When man’s terror scares you, turn your thoughts to the wrath of God.”
    ― G.K. Chesterton

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