“Get behind me, Satan! …as an issue.”
The “Republicans want to control women’s bodies” fear is more irrational and outdated than Y2K fears.
I don’t respect the right of privacy to anyone who has their hand in my pocket.
If you want rights, be independent. Children don’t get all the rights adults do.
Was it really the last Republican debate last night? It’s going to be weird not having those every other day anymore.
Have you noticed how Ron Paul is eating from a can of beans when the camera isn’t on him?
Wow, the Republican candidates are all so awful. They need to put a cardboard cutout of Obama on stage to remind us why we care.
My one word description of myself would be “Frank”.
I will vote for whoever vows to create an Iron Man and unleash him on Iran.
The president of Iran is a feckful leader.
“I’m Ron Paul. I’ll stop our enemies by throwing gold bars at them.”
Remember, Paul is a physician. He knows the can of beans is a weapon of intimidation. Remember those debates where Mitt looked uncomfortable, Newt was on the defensive, Perry forgot everything, Bachmann made those crazy eyes, Santorum was whiny, Cain blanked on foreign countries? SBDs launched all over the stage, that’s why. Every time one of the candidates goes to speak he’s expecting a pants-blaster from upwind. Newt is thrown off his game now by the mere picture of a can of Campbell’s Pork & Beans. It’s a travesty.
Anybody’s one word description of me would be “DamnCat”.
FrankJ:
You wrote “the Republican candidates are all so awful.”
Hmmm. Sounds like four more years to me! Awesome!
Speaking for liberals everywhere, we look forward to taking your money to spend on healthcare for undocumented Muslim immigrants, taking your guns to give to Mexican drug gangs, and taking your religious freedom, well, just because we can!
Best Regards,
Monkey Faced Liberal
Until I hear Ron Paul declare at the debate:
Then I shall continue to see him on the fringes, and not a serious candidate.
Of course, Rorschach may have been crazy, but that didn’t mean he wasn’t correct…
Has anyone else noticed that you never see Ron Paul and Lyndon LaRouche in the same room at the same time?
Just sayin’ is all.
In my younger days my one word descripton of myself was “perp.”
“I’m Ron Paul and we don’t have to be stronger than our enemies. We just have to make sure our enemies are stonger than the Joooooooos.”
Frank,
Before you officially open another season of RONPaul!!!111!!! baiting, I just want to know He’s my candidate this go around.
Before we go over the cliff, I would rather have a guy who wants to throw the car into park than picking between the marxist who wants to gun it and a republican who maybe would feather the brakes a little.
I know he has some issues but who doesn’t.
Was the can of beans heated over a trash fire and opened with a knife? Because Ron Paul does have sort of a hobo-drifter vibe to him.
I don’t respect the right of privacy to anyone who has their hand in my pocket.
If you want rights, be independent. Children don’t get all the rights adults do.
Why can’t any of the GOOPer candidates can the blather and say something this succinct?
My 1-word description would probably be “John”, but since that has entirely too many meanings, most of them unpleasant, I think I’ll go with “Peregrine”, which only has 2 or 3 meanings. All of which are awesome.
Ok I am officially entering the presidential race. I debate better than Perry and my drawl is better. As a theocrat I kick Santorium’s butt. Given the right topic, I am grouchier than Newt. Being a Pentecostal puts me just on the fringe but more inside the circle than Mitt. AND not only have I eaten beans from a can but I have field dressed a rabbit and eaten it over a hobo fire
EdthePastor burns hobos!
At least he’s found a use for them.
Ed, doesn’t that make the meat taste like sterno? I think the screaming and flailing would be me off my appetite.
EdthePastor 2012!!1!!
There is no one word that can describe me. It takes at least a 5 line verse to do a proper job:
Tested
In peace
Proven in war
Better now
Than ever before
Burma-Shave
“I’m Ron Paul. I’ll stop our enemies by throwing gold bars at them.”
I’m guessing that Ron Paul throws like a girl, which is, of course, required to be the Democrat nominee for President.
The one-word description for me is “geek”.
There’s nothing wrong with a good hobo fire. Hey, if they didn’t want to be burned, they shouldn’t have been hobos.
I have just declared myself Ron Paul’s enemy. Start tossing!
@COB: “EdthePastor 2012!!1!!”
I would run but its almost baseball season.
Wouldn’t it be great if the occupant was golfing and missed the election.
I heard that sasquatch sent her flying monkeys to the debate to carry of Rick Santorum, but we found out Newt loves monkey meat.
Is romney still running?
One word to describe me? Hormonal.
Ye be warned.
Just remember…saying that Satan exists is irrational and insane behavior, however, protesting and killing over the burning of a book is something we must respect.
Hey…could it just be that all Democrat politicians are dyslexic and think the phrase it “…the right to PIRACY?”
BRAVO BOB! BRAVO!
Sounds like a TShirt to me Frank!
Just remember… saying that Satan exists is irrational and insane behavior, however, protesting and killing over the burning of a book and insisting it is done by peaceful people is something we must respect. There, I fixed it.`
@Silverfiddle — This post deserves 5 stars for just those two paragraphs.
Another 5 for Son of Bob’s comment and Carolyn’s addendum.
Ironically, the cardboard cutout of Obama would be considerable more qualified than the real one.
Is cardboard qualified to serve? Better use old growth forest just to make sure it fits the age requirements.
I scored the 4 candidates on their debate Y, N, and WTF?
+1 point for every time I agreed with what they said. (Y)
-1 point for every time I disagreed with what they said. (N)
-2 points for every time I couldn’t believe what they just said. (Win the Future?)
Ron Paul: 9Y, 3N, 3WTF = 0.
Rick Santorum: 13Y, 0N, 1WTF = 11
Mitt Romney: 11Y, 1N, 2WTF = 6
Newt Gingrich: 14Y, 0N, 0WTF = 14
Which proves Gingrich is a Master Debater, I guess.
I was disappointed that Rick didn’t have a smudge of ashes on his forehead at the debate (it was Ash Wednesday, after all).
I think Ron Paul and Mitt Romney have some sort of Eeeeevil Conspiracy going on between them.
Paulbots never attack Romney, but they sure go after Rick and Newt.
Half of the world wants to control women’s bodies.
I thought that was obvious, even without having CarolynthePregnant’s level of hormones.
Maybe just wanting to defeat Obama isn’t enough. Maybe some ideas that don’t focus on protecting the unproductive wealthy, like Romney and Newt, would help get a republican elected. Maybe someone who is serious about reform, like outlawing insider trading by members of congress and their staff, would gain some independent voters. Their are great businesses that create jobs HERE, give them the tax breaks. Too many politicians coddling corrupt corporate deviants in both parties but especially protected by the party that benefits from them the most (republicans). But a reasonable candidate would be too far too the middle to get nominated during this swing to the far right. So you have this stellar group of candidates who constantly make the mistake of saying what they really believe and alienatimg a clear majority of Americans. So stop the silly attacks on Obama’s birth place, his patriotism (gutsy call to get Bin Laden, right?), and his religion and find a republican candidate that can eloquently lie about what he really is and then the “righteous” right may have a chance.
Wow, Dave. Your post is full of fail. The democrats are all members of the “unproductive wealthy” class. At least most of the republicans started out as businessmen and were able to earn their fortunes. Pelosi and a number of other dems were just caught red handed with insider trading, but that was swept under the rug. The Obama administration has been tossing out tax breaks to his friends since day one, while receiving massive funding from corporate donors like Microsoft, Apple, Google, GE, etc. Obama deserves to be attacked for every reason. His “authentic” birth certificate is questionable at best. His school records remain hidden behind a court seal. His laughable “patriotism” for the 57 states (of Islam) had nothing to do with him standing aside when our military went after bin Laden. If word got out that Obama let OBL go (imitating Bill Clinton), he would have had a riot on his hands. His religion, whatever it might be at the moment, is nothing but a political ploy, especially considering he can sit in “black liberation theology” church for a few decades, yet never sense the inherent racism from his pastor. I see nothing wrong with calling him out for all of the above issues. It’s not like it takes too much effort in this age of multitasking.