Time May Actually Be One Big Illusion, Says a New Study
https://news.yahoo.com | June 23 2024 | Caroline DelbertTime has puzzled scientists for many decades. Does it meaningfully exist apart from our experience of it as everything moves toward the disintegration of entropy along its irrefutable arrow?
Time IS an illusion but Houdini escaping from handcuffs and chains while in a straight jacket submerged underwater….not an illusion.
If Time Is Just an Illusion, …
…then why wait?
On the other hand, what’s the hurry?
Time… is on my side (yes, it is)…
I would take time to refute this nonsense, but that would be stealing…
Does anybody really know what time it is?
I didn’t ask what time it really is; I asked what the time was on your watch.
If Time Is Just an Illusion, …
…HR needs to adjust my timecard.
If Time Is Just an Illusion, …
…then maybe I won’t see you next Tuesday.
If Time Is Just an Illusion, …
…then my rent isn’t past due yet.
Then the space between Biden’s ears really is infinite.
…is there any point to pondering its essence?
Can you give me a while to think about it?
Take all the imaginary time you need.
…I can stop paying my hourly employees!
If Time Is Just an Illusion, …
..lunchtime is doubly so.
No, lunch time is very real.
If Time Is Just an Illusion, …
If’s an illusion. If is for children chasing rainbows.
If only time would trickle slow, like raindrops melt the fallen snow.
If Time Is Just an Illusion, …
…that would explain why Bill Maher’s show sucks.
If Time Is Just an Illusion, …
so is money.
If Time Is Just an Illusion, …
The time clock punches you.