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. . . And starts talking with the other recently deceased Popes. Benedict says, Wow! This is great! Streets paved with gold! And John II says, yeah, Awesome! We’re walking on a cloud! And Francis says, yeah, but what’s with all those people just standing around looking all forlorn over there in that barren field? And Benedict says, oh, THOSE are the BAPTISTS. They’re all just trying to figure iut how the rest of us got here.
What would be freaky weird is looking around and there’s nothing but Buddhist Monks everywhere…nothing else, just billions of Monks standing around saying nothing.
…immediately has to pee.
Saint Peter asks him what is the first thing Eve said when she saw Adam?
(Answer: “That’s a hard one!”)
… sees Benedict XVI manning the gate. Benedict says, “You’ve got gate duty now. Here’s the key, I’m outta here!”
…thinks the gate must be to keep people in.
…unexpectedly, has to answer questions, from some Spaniards.
…learns Heaven now is mostly a place where you walk your dog and listen to podcasts.
Pope:
“Drinks on me. You’ve really got to try the one called the Vatican Volcano.” 🌋
Pope
“I see Mussolini here. How the hell did that rat make it here?”😲
He realizes he’s double parked and has to leave.
Pope Francis Gets Up to Heaven, and…
was told, “We don’t seem to have a reservation under that name.”
Reads the rules for priests closely:
“What? CelebRate?!?!”
Pope Francis Gets Up to Heaven, and…
was greeted by a security guard. “Sorry, Heaven is closed, the Moose out front should have told ya.”
He chose to use the service entrance.
… he finds Hedley Lamarr stampeding cattle through that place, too.
…and he also saw Bart (Cleavon Little) sitting in the back of a bus made of pure gold singing ‘April In Paris.’
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Hey Oppo who let this Ding-a-Ling in here with all of us other Ding-a-Lings?! 🤣
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Some people only come here as “Glory Seekers” trying to grab as much bacon as possible. I detest them!
Only because you’re not good at it, just like me…
. . . And starts talking with the other recently deceased Popes. Benedict says, Wow! This is great! Streets paved with gold! And John II says, yeah, Awesome! We’re walking on a cloud! And Francis says, yeah, but what’s with all those people just standing around looking all forlorn over there in that barren field? And Benedict says, oh, THOSE are the BAPTISTS. They’re all just trying to figure iut how the rest of us got here.
The way I heard it is all the Church of Christ people are wondering how anyone else made it.
…finds himself with a Minister and a Rabbi. St. Peter takes one look at them and says, “Is this a joke?”
What would be freaky weird is looking around and there’s nothing but Buddhist Monks everywhere…nothing else, just billions of Monks standing around saying nothing.
Pope Francis Gets Up to Heaven, and…
finds out it is Iowa.
You could have said Kansas and their people are appreciative you didn’t.
Was Francis barefoot?
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