“It’s a Wonderful Life 2”, where Uncle Billy goes all medieval on Potter over the misappropriated deposit, the secret meaning behind Sam Wainwright’s “Eee-haw”gets revealed, and we learn who was really supporting Violet all those years…
That one with a machine gun that shoots chainsaws and a laser rocket launcher and bombs that explode into tigers made of fire and the bad guys have an army of flying robot luchadores that can only be stopped by even flyinger robot luchadores but then the Earth turns out to be infested by a giant magic alien parasite so they have to team up to keep it from making a black hole and everything was part of an evil conspiracy by tankdemon and just when everything looks hopeless the hero reveals that he’s not left-handed.
Maybe something like a story about a man named Jed. He’s a poor mountaineer, who barely keeps his family fed. Then one day, he shoots at some food and up from the ground comes a bubbling crude. I don’t know after that, maybe takes his family and moves to California or something.
‘Blazing Saddles 2 – Blood On The Saddle’
Sponsored by Tampax.
…and the Kotex Kid (Rides Again)
“It’s a Wonderful Life 2”, where Uncle Billy goes all medieval on Potter over the misappropriated deposit, the secret meaning behind Sam Wainwright’s “Eee-haw”gets revealed, and we learn who was really supporting Violet all those years…
That one with a machine gun that shoots chainsaws and a laser rocket launcher and bombs that explode into tigers made of fire and the bad guys have an army of flying robot luchadores that can only be stopped by even flyinger robot luchadores but then the Earth turns out to be infested by a giant magic alien parasite so they have to team up to keep it from making a black hole and everything was part of an evil conspiracy by tankdemon and just when everything looks hopeless the hero reveals that he’s not left-handed.
Actually not difficult at all – barely an inconvenience.
Throw in some scuba diving machine gun fights and you’ve got yourself a movie.
Whoa now – we need to keep this plot plausible.
How ’bout we don’t have scuba-diving machine guns, and just have human holding machine gun fights while scuba diving?
“…and everything was part of an evil conspiracy by tankdemon…”
Did you hack my laptop? I thought the “Nothing Nefarious to See Here, Please Just Ignore It” folder was password protected.
I think Bollywood has already done this.
It would be kind of nice if they made a sequel to The Matrix. I wonder why they never did.
“Incongruous Allies”
(Definitely not a parody of Lethal Weapon, 48 Hours, and about thirteen thousand, two hundred and fity-six other movies.)
Story Pitch for movie #13,257: “Two cops from vastly different backgrounds come together to make off-the-cuff jokes about white people.”
Cop #2: “I’m three days from retirement, so let’s just get through this, aright?”
The Wizard of Uzi
“Nuke the Moon”, obviously…
“Valley of the IMAO Interns”
“Beyond the Valley of the IMAO Interns”
“Oppo and His Stun Gun on Gilligan’s Island”
2 hours of this, animated by A.I.:
Sure to replace Lord of the Rings as the greatest trilogy of all time.
The documentary about when Trump murders all his enemies with an axe. The sequels about his foreign trips might be just as good.
Maybe something like a story about a man named Jed. He’s a poor mountaineer, who barely keeps his family fed. Then one day, he shoots at some food and up from the ground comes a bubbling crude. I don’t know after that, maybe takes his family and moves to California or something.
Got a look at Commie California and went back to Tennessee.