Just sayin’.
But he is into one-upmanship.
Wilmington native faces several charges following hotel incident
Port City Daily | 12/29/2025 | Emily SawakedA 33-year-old Wilmington man was reported to be unclothed and causing damage to hotel property; he was also reported approaching hotel guests in the lobby. Police located him in a nearby wooded area, where he ran into a retention pond. The suspect was noted to have kicked an officer during the arrest.
Of course he kicked an officer, he was already wearing his FTP (Fight the Police) uniform when they called it in.
Even though Walrus hasn’t seen 33 years of age since the Clinton Admin. I will admit it sounds like it could be his son…..Walrus the Second.
(the facial tattoos gave it away)
Walrus get no kick from champagne
Just makes him wild, like a rude feral child
Naked romp is the first thing you do
Then cops get a kick out of you
Right in the cojones baby. Fight the power!