AOC to share foreign policy vision at Munich summit this weekend
Just the news | 02/12/2026 | Misty SeveriSquad member and Democratic New York Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is expected to share her thoughts on American foreign policy with a global audience at the Munich Security Conference this weekend, her office said.
I have my passport and ready to fly over there to throw a shoe at her.👟
Opening line of her speech:
“I’m sorry I have to speak to you through an interpreter. I don’t speak Munchkin. “
Prediction: She’s stopped at the border & identified before being allowed to enter.
…Her manifesto is titled, “When Putsch Comes to Shove “…
… or “A Lasting Piece.”
“Four ‘N’s in every pot! Or, every Pnonntn!”
Number one on the list:
DEFUND THE POLICY!!!!!
She’s going to sing “Imagine”? Yoko could possibly do better.
….and that concludes my address on foreign policy. Now, watch as I eat an apple through a picket fence!
Too Easy: AOC To Share Her Foreign Policy Vision at Munich Summit This Weekend: … it will be… glorious.
AOC?
I got nuthin.
Foreign policy vision? But she can’t even see Russia from her house.
AOC has a vast amount of experience with foreign cultures. Mostly from eating at Panda Express, Sbarro, and Häagen-Dazs at the mall food court.
aoc spoke some gibberish as usual, Obama explained later she was speaking in Austrian. She is currently learning Latin in prep for her trip next week to Latin America.
“Putin wants to date me”
“No sanctions for Turkey, that would cancel Thanksgiving”
“Zelensky wants to date me”
“My cell phone isn’t working in Europe, Taco Bell must need more subsidies”
“Our countries don’t need any more division. Or addition. Or subtraction. Or multiplication”
“I won’t ban TikTok, because then all our clocks would stop”
“No one wants to date me”