It’s your quote of the day from How to Fix Everything in America Forever: The Plan to Keep America Awesome. This one is from “Chapter Nine: The Environment”:

And there are certain times of year when we just don’t like the temperature outside. With global warming, we can change it. And if another country angers us, we can change its temperature to punish it. “Iceland, you’re now ‘Waterland,’ because we just melted you!”