Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
To draw a larger audience, the next Republican debate…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
To draw a larger audience, the next Republican debate…
To draw a larger audience, the next Republican debate…
… won’t allow spineless candidates.
…should re-brand itself as “Running Men (and Women)”, with the lowest scoring candidate being chased through the host city by the top polling rival until one “drops out”, or the top rival has to “retire” if the lower-scoring candidate reaches a mass audience…
. . . will be conducted in Spanish and broadcast on Telemundo.
…will supply attendees with one tomato and one egg. Use them judiciously.
…will allot more questions and time to the actual conservatives
…will be replaced by a reality show with Donald Trump and Megyn Kelly
…will feature a swimsuit portion
…will feature even more Karl Rove-crafted “gotcha” questions for Trump and Cruz.
Will be to the death… NO ONE LEAVES THE OCTAGON!
During the grand finale will burn Lois Lerner at the stake for being a witch.
…should include conservatives.
…the time keeper has a scythe and a black, cowled robe.
…best response to a question and you get to throw an ISIS member off the roof.
…Fred Thompson roams the stage with a crowbar in one hand, a copy of the Constitution in the other.
…Ben Carson conjoins Trump and Rosie O’Donnell beforehand.
To draw a larger audience, the next Republican debate… will feature Tina Turner, a Midget riding a Giant, an oversize set of playground monkey-bars, and a mediocre soundtrack full of songs that are basically earworms waiting to happen.
Audience members, both in person and at home will be allowed to give candidates electric shocks whenever is suites their individual fancy. Shock the monkees!!!
. . . immediately after Mr. Gingrich’s heart-wrenching testimony that “She turned me into a Newt!”
…will have Alton Brown auctioning off sabotages they can use on one another.
…will need a new team of moderators – Rick, Daryl and Michonne.
Two men enter, one man leaves
To draw a larger audience, the next Republican debate…
Will feature celebrity stand-ins , a deserted island, one pistol with 12 rounds and no food.
will feature the passing of the Talking Stick and take place in an indian lodge sauna.
will be featured as the halftime act at the Super Bowl.
be in Spanish.