Straight Line of the Day: The Three Words That Best Describe This Election… Posted by Harvey on 9 November 2016, 12:00 pm Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments. The three words that best describe this election…
Pollsters, you’re fired! Lock her up. Obama > > door > > out! Good riddance, rubbish. Reply to this comment
Un fricken’ believable The Twilight Bone Change of Hopes Executive Order Marathon Gracious defeat pretensions Reply to this comment
Lawyer up, Honey Exit, Stooge Left U mad, Brotherhood? New LifeAlert Spokeswoman Reply to this comment
YOUR FIRED!!! (who needs 3, when 2 will do…) FRONT TOWARD ENEMY Bless her heart… Reply to this comment
The three words that best describe this election… …No more Hillary. …Let’s Go Cubs! …The View cries. …Regularly scheduled programming. Reply to this comment
No more Hillary. America dodges bullets. Enjoy lefty tears. Thirty-three Republican governors. Reply to this comment
So the Republicans elected a Democrat to the Oval Office and the Liberals are losing their minds! This election in just three words? Yummy Liberal Tears Reply to this comment
Bad Hair Day! (That’s the new national holiday. Who doesn’t love more reasons to celebrate?) Reply to this comment
Now I feel inspired to bake cookies. How do you feel about soft ginger cookies? Reply to this comment
The truth comes out… Burt is actually just one of Anonymiss’s alternate personalities… Also, soft ginger cookies sound delicious… Reply to this comment
Hillary didn’t win.
Don’t tell FrankJ.
…OVER, praise God!
Sweet leftist tears.
Media hardest hit
Actually “Happy Fun Ball” is a good description of the election.
Scalia smiles down.
Cue Nelson Muntz
Witch is dead.
Nightmare is ending.
Build the wall.
supreme court safe
repeal obamacare now
build the wall
Fed commie purge
The Don Abides
The three words that best describe this election…
Cheaters never prosper
The three words that best describe this election…
ooooh eeeeh ooohahah
The three words that best describe this election…
sic semper tyrannis
Schlonged and Fired
Respec’ My Authoritah!
About Those Emails…
Makes Some Difference
The three words that best describe this election…
Never Trust Liberals
Ben Franklin’s Relieved
Ain’t Noways Hired
winner.
Pollsters, you’re fired!
Lock her up.
Obama > > door > > out!
Good riddance, rubbish.
Un fricken’ believable
The Twilight Bone
Change of Hopes
Executive Order Marathon
Gracious defeat pretensions
Cloth; no Cigar
“It’s a trap!”
Ding dong the…
…witch is dead.
Lawyer up, Honey
Exit, Stooge Left
U mad, Brotherhood?
New LifeAlert Spokeswoman
…Erection Trumps Election.
YOUR FIRED!!! (who needs 3, when 2 will do…)
FRONT TOWARD ENEMY
Bless her heart…
“…they can’t hit….”
The three words that best describe this election…
… AMERICA! FVCK YEAH!
No Safe Sapces
Screeching to halt
Something completely different
“LeeRoy Jenkins!”
The three words that best describe this election…
…No more Hillary.
…Let’s Go Cubs!
…The View cries.
…Regularly scheduled programming.
Sic Transit Hilldog
My Jesus Mercy
Trump dumps frump
WHITE VOTES MATTER!!11!!11!
Gratias autem Deo!
quisnam igitur sanus
Woo Freakin’ Whoo!
God Country corpse
No more Hillary.
America dodges bullets.
Enjoy lefty tears.
Thirty-three Republican governors.
Hold on tight!
Walking Dead fail
Not enough Illegals
Weiners ain’t Winners
“THAT’S our Hitler!”
Long, strange trip
Actual Hope, Change
Get back, Loretta
One word: Plastics
Consider vote rocked.
…Leaving? Not really.
So the Republicans elected a Democrat to the Oval Office and the Liberals are losing their minds! This election in just three words?
Yummy Liberal Tears
Liberal Heads Explode.
…F U 0bama!
E DEPLORIBUS UNUM!
Ho
Ly
Crap
Rock. Paper. Scissors.
Hometowns rejected both.
Unfair. Unbalanced. Unmedicated.
Wait…
What just happened?
Forward. Let’s Move!
Bad Hair Day!
(That’s the new national holiday. Who doesn’t love more reasons to celebrate?)
Now I feel inspired to bake cookies. How do you feel about soft ginger cookies?
The truth comes out… Burt is actually just one of Anonymiss’s alternate personalities…
Also, soft ginger cookies sound delicious…
Oooh. Good idea. Make us some soft ginger cookies! 🙂
System still works.
Thank goodness.
Pantsuit potty party
Boozed-up barker beat-down
Suddenly, seriously optimistic
Tomorrow begins today
Hold my beer….
…and watch this.