
[source]
Homeland Security admitted that there’s been a surge of illegals crossing the border in the waning lame-duck days of Obama’s presidency.
Don’t worry though. Obama’s running them all through an extreme vetting process to ensure they don’t smuggle in any global warming with them.
[High Praise! to The Dandy Goat]
Tom Hanks starring as Harambe in upcoming biopic
[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]
Instead of disavowing violent anti-Trump protesters, President Obama urged them not to waver from “lively, open debate“.
It’d be better in English, though. I think setting cars on fire is French.
There are a lot of plans out there. Check your options and lock in the one that’s best for you: http://ofa.bo/2eZtYDp #GetCovered
@BarackObama
“Like most people, you’ll probably decide it’s ‘paying the stupid fine'”
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The Dow Jones Industrial Average is suddenly hitting record highs. What’s causing this?
Still in denial after the Trump victory, President Obama said of the Democrat Party “I believe that we have better ideas.”
I’m sure that’s true, although it’s somewhat odd you didn’t push through a single one in the last 8 years.