The DC city council has voted to make physician-assisted suicide legal.

I’m categorically opposed to this. Unless it covers government spending programs.

Researchers have developed a robot that turns organic matter into the energy it needs to operate.

Great. So now the inevitable robot uprising won’t just kill us, it’ll eat us, too?

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Hillary Clinton blamed her loss on FBI director James Comey announcing just days before the election that he had revived the inquiry into her emails.

Makes sense. Whenever I see a house burning down, the first thing I do is blame the firemen.