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Archive of entries posted on 3rd November 2016

Imagine If ED-209 Could Fly…

Posted by Harvey on 3 November 2016, 8:00 pm

Now in development for law enforcement: a remotely-controlled drone quadcopter armed with a taser.

Next all-American catchphrase: “Don’t tase me, brone!”

[title reference link]

Filed under One-Shots | 3 Comments

As Far As I Know, the Answer Is Yes

Posted by Harvey on 3 November 2016, 7:00 pm

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

Filed under Funny Pictures | 2 Comments

Link of the Day: Maybe We Should Vote For the Candidate Who Will Be Sober at 3am

Posted by Harvey on 3 November 2016, 6:00 pm

[High Praise! to Scott Adams’ Blog]

Candidate Risk Assessment

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)

Filed under Link of the Day | Comment

But Can She Pull the Cadaver-American Vote?

Posted by Harvey on 3 November 2016, 4:00 pm

Rumor has it that some people want Michelle Obama to run for Mayor of Chicago.

Good plan. Then people will be too hungry and malnourished to shoot each other.

Filed under One-Shots | 7 Comments

Obama Warned Us – Getting Sick

Posted by Harvey on 3 November 2016, 2:00 pm

“Everybody gets sick.” Check out what President Obama is doing to extend access to paid sick leave: http://ofa.bo/2cEHvAx #LeadOnLeave
@BarackObama

“Now available to tottery old pneumoniac presidential candidates who can’t manage unsupported vehicle entry.”

Filed under Obama Warned Us | 3 Comments

Straight Line of the Day: Hillary Adviser James Carville Says She’s the Victim of a Conspiracy Between the FBI, Republicans, the KGB, and…

Posted by Harvey on 3 November 2016, 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

Hillary adviser James Carville says she’s the victim of a conspiracy between the FBI, Republicans, the KGB, and…

Filed under Straight Line of the Day | 34 Comments

Time to Reboot Barry’s Teleprompter

Posted by Harvey on 3 November 2016, 8:00 am

While bad-mouthing Donald Trump during a Rose Garden appearance, President Obama suddenly started stuttering.

Which wasn’t so bad, except for Joe Biden on a hot mic saying “Barack does a great Porky Pig”.

Filed under One-Shots | 2 Comments

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