Straight Line of the Day: Hillary Adviser James Carville Says She’s the Victim of a Conspiracy Between the FBI, Republicans, the KGB, and…

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Hillary adviser James Carville says she’s the victim of a conspiracy between the FBI, Republicans, the KGB, and…

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  1. Hillary adviser James Carville says she’s the victim of a conspiracy between the FBI, Republicans, the KGB, and…

    small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri.

    a block of Edam cheese.

    a ragin’ cajun.

    walnuts in cookies.

  2. Hillary adviser James Carville says she’s the victim of a conspiracy between the FBI, Republicans, the KGB, and…

    Confederate Civil War veterans, Greeks bearing gifts, Jimmy Hoffa, Tim Kaine, Easter Island, Mister Ed, Martians, Elvis, the invisible advisers on her shoulders, and anyone telling the truth

  3. …Moses. Him and his dadburn Commandments. And the Pope. Who died and left him in charge?

    …other powerful forces, mainly gravity, the ghost of J Edgar Hoover and Clint Eastwood’s squint.

    …the diabolical plot to remove lead from the drinking water in heavily Democrat voting districts.

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