Rumor has it that some people want Michelle Obama to run for Mayor of Chicago.
Good plan. Then people will be too hungry and malnourished to shoot each other.
Rumor has it that some people want Michelle Obama to run for Mayor of Chicago.
Good plan. Then people will be too hungry and malnourished to shoot each other.
“We ought to call her the Mare of Chicago.”
“What?”
“I said, ‘Mayor.’ Ha hah ha . . . ”
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I guess Rahm proved that you can take a pee from the presidency, and voila! You’re got your residency.
She actually has to run to get that office?
Cadaver-Americans? You should be more sensitive! They prefer “Pulse Impaired”!
Bereavementally Handicapped?
Differently Cain-&-Abled?
Unmonumented Americans?
“Room Temperature Enabled”
Tango Uniform
“Chicago — on the shores of Lake Obegone, where all the women are strong, all the men are just looking, and all the voters aren’t above cadaverage.”