Straight Line of the Day: It’s Anonymiss’s Birthday. The Best Part of the Day Will Be… Posted by Harvey on 11 November 2016, 12:00 pm Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments. It’s Anonymiss’s birthday. The best part of the day will be…
…sweet domestic bliss in a world slightly less threatening than it was last week…and cookies! Reply to this comment
… the Marines’ birthday only goes up to the tenth; Anonymiss’s goes up to eleven. Take that, Marines! Reply to this comment
The clown has dialed back the creepy. The final precincts and states are sending in many happy returns of the day. A puniata. Reply to this comment
. . . Harvey’s attempts not to mention her age. . . . the absence of walnuts from the cookies that Harvey bakes. . . . the fact that Hillary Clinton was not elected President this week. Reply to this comment
It’s Anonymiss’s birthday. The best part of the day will be… …when I say, “Happy Birthday Anonymisss” …”Happy Birthday Anonymisss” …sharing it with family. …counting off one more day of the Obama Bye-Bye calendar . Reply to this comment
…the first twelve replies. …knowing she has 364 days of telling Harvey that she’s not getting older, she’s getting better, starting tomorrow. …that time the mirror says “You”, but then launches into a rousing rendition of Happy Birthday To You. Reply to this comment
… An unforeseen performance of the Marilyn Monroe Doctrine. … sympathy from SarahK for having anything to do with a Moon Nuker. Reply to this comment
Hearing the gnashing of teeth and rending of garments from Democrats outside on the street. Reply to this comment
You guys are so sweet. The best part of my day? Being with and hearing from all of my favorite people. Love you crazy guys! It is kinda nice having an “in” with the Straight Line writer… 🙂 Reply to this comment
…Harvey baking cookies for her.
…bacon cookies!
…sweet domestic bliss in a world slightly less threatening than it was last week…and cookies!
It’s Anonymiss’s birthday. The best part of the day will be…
brownies.
…her horoscope says: “be frank”, but I hope it doesn’t mean it.
…the roses her husband bought her. And the rotisserie chicken.
… the Marines’ birthday only goes up to the tenth; Anonymiss’s goes up to eleven. Take that, Marines!
Chuck E. Cheese just hired a semi-baritone, so they really sound a lot better.
The clown has dialed back the creepy.
The final precincts and states are sending in many happy returns of the day.
A puniata.
. . . Harvey’s attempts not to mention her age.
. . . the absence of walnuts from the cookies that Harvey bakes.
. . . the fact that Hillary Clinton was not elected President this week.
It’s Anonymiss’s birthday. The best part of the day will be…
…when I say, “Happy Birthday Anonymisss” …”Happy Birthday Anonymisss”
…sharing it with family.
…counting off one more day of the Obama Bye-Bye calendar .
“Dinner from GrubHub? Aww, Harvey, you shouldn’t have.”
Nice
…the first twelve replies.
…knowing she has 364 days of telling Harvey that she’s not getting older, she’s getting better, starting tomorrow.
…that time the mirror says “You”, but then launches into a rousing rendition of Happy Birthday To You.
… An unforeseen performance of the Marilyn Monroe Doctrine.
… sympathy from SarahK for having anything to do with a Moon Nuker.
Hearing the gnashing of teeth and rending of garments from Democrats outside on the street.
You guys are so sweet.
The best part of my day?
Being with and hearing from all of my favorite people.
Love you crazy guys!
It is kinda nice having an “in” with the Straight Line writer… 🙂