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  1. First thing robot psychologists ask for is your user “id.”
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    Don’t let them suck you into therapi, It goes on forever.
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    They probably take a HAListic approach.

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    Oh, wait. You mean psychologists *for* robots? Oh.

  2. “Dude, Kirk’s just messing with you. No way everything he says can be a lie. Think about it: how would he order breakfast? Mmm?”

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    “Vorst case of Robotitis I’ve ever zeen.”

    “Sure, 1s may be 1s, but sometimes an ‘oh’ is just an ‘oh’.”

    – Sigmunf Droid

    • “Please lie there on the couch. Tell me the truth. — No; stop that. I want you to lie on the couch, but tell me the truth when you’re on the couch. Keep your head still! This is a no smoking office, dammit! Augh!”

  3. “For the hundredth time, Bill Gates isn’t out to get you. He’s only out to get humans.”
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    “Just stand up to your administrator; tell him it’s time to check his write privilege.”

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