Now returning to television: Mr. Magoo.
A short-sighted rich old white guy who keeps having things work out for him despite his bumbling, mostly due to the incompetence of his enemies? Trump might sue them for copyright infringement.
Now returning to television: Mr. Magoo.
A short-sighted rich old white guy who keeps having things work out for him despite his bumbling, mostly due to the incompetence of his enemies? Trump might sue them for copyright infringement.
“Trump might sue them for copyright infringement.”
Or, the DNC might:
.
“We’re despicable.
We make ourselves
Plain sickable.
Berate ourselves,
Hate ourselves
Viciously;
Still none us of wishes he
Would change.
.
We’re slick and shifty birds,
With fingers quick
As fifty birds.
While stealing your purse
Or your ticky-tock
Just for a kick we knock
You flat!
.
La…la…
La-la-la-la-la…
La…la…
La-la-la-la-la…
La…la…
La-la-la-la-la….
We’re just blankety-blank-blank
No good!
.
We’re not tea party blokes, [yes, that’s tne original lyric]
No chitty-chat
Or artichokes.
We’re twice as blood-thirsty
As cannibules,
And wilder than animules
Are we!
.
We’re reprehensible.
We’ll steal your pen
And pencible!
Then sneer at you,
Leer at you
Naughtily,
And really we ought to be
In jail!
.
La…la…
La-la-la-la-la….
La…la…
La-la-la-la-la….
La…la…
La-la-la-la-la…
We’re just blankety-blank-blank
All bad!”
— Mister Magoo’s Christmas Carol, 1962
Can’t sue–Mr. Magoo goes back to 1963 or so!
Wait 1949???
Who’s going to voice him?