Starring Hillary Clinton As the Megalomaniac Hamster

Now returning to television: Mr. Magoo.

A short-sighted rich old white guy who keeps having things work out for him despite his bumbling, mostly due to the incompetence of his enemies? Trump might sue them for copyright infringement.

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  1. “Trump might sue them for copyright infringement.”

    Or, the DNC might:

    .

    “We’re despicable.

    We make ourselves

    Plain sickable.

    Berate ourselves,

    Hate ourselves

    Viciously;

    Still none us of wishes he

    Would change.

    .

    We’re slick and shifty birds,

    With fingers quick

    As fifty birds.

    While stealing your purse

    Or your ticky-tock

    Just for a kick we knock

    You flat!

    .

    La…la…

    La-la-la-la-la…

    La…la…

    La-la-la-la-la…

    La…la…

    La-la-la-la-la….

    We’re just blankety-blank-blank

    No good!

    .

    We’re not tea party blokes, [yes, that’s tne original lyric]

    No chitty-chat

    Or artichokes.

    We’re twice as blood-thirsty

    As cannibules,

    And wilder than animules

    Are we!

    .

    We’re reprehensible.

    We’ll steal your pen

    And pencible!

    Then sneer at you,

    Leer at you

    Naughtily,

    And really we ought to be

    In jail!

    .

    La…la…

    La-la-la-la-la….

    La…la…

    La-la-la-la-la….

    La…la…

    La-la-la-la-la…

    We’re just blankety-blank-blank

    All bad!”

    Mister Magoo’s Christmas Carol, 1962

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