I stopped drinking Cokes back when I was in the hospital around Christmas. I haven’t missed them, once I got through withdrawal.
What’s been on your mind? Do you have a joke? A story to tell? Something to brag about? Something to complain about? It’s Thursday Night Open Thread and time for you to take over.
Who wants to start?
Honolulu has passed a law that allows the police to fine pedestrians for viewing their electronic devices while walking.
If that doesn’t stop the problem, they should try having metal poles randomly placed in the middle of the sidewalk.
[Wheel of Future History] (Viewer #322,797)
There’s some pointless swearing throughout, but I liked the overall sense of optimism in the ending monologue
[Full Disclosure: I’ve actually been a huge fan of Trebek’s game-show-hosting career, even before Jeopardy]
[High Praise! to Ranker]
33 Pictures That Prove All Canadians Are Ridiculously Nice
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Now spreading across college campuses: classes to help men unlearn “toxic masculinity“.
Also spreading: attendees getting their lunch money stolen. It’s like posting a “man-free zone” sign.
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Solution to the North Korea problem? 5 words…
A MSNBC reporter covering prototypes of President Trump’s proposed border wall was interrupted by a group of illegal immigrants hopping over the existing fence.
Huh. Didn’t know that making MSNBC look like idiots was a job Americans refuse to do.
