Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Solution to the North Korea problem? 5 words…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Solution to the North Korea problem? 5 words…
Make South Korea an island.
Celebrate Hillary’s Birthday with nukes.
yippee ki yay m***** f*****
Weaponized kimchi released from drones
J. O. B. S.
– Joe Biden
LEEROY JENKINS gets a go
The good ol’ Number Seven
“We’re not gonna hit ya . . .”
– in John Wayne voice
Couple of dozen Slim Pickens
Chuck Norris: POW SMACK THUD
I think you have created a Half-Ku. Just like a haiku, but much shorter.
Solution to the North Korea problem? 5 words…
Nuke, nuke, nuke, nuke, nuke, nuke…
Wait, you said Nuke 6 times.
I like nuke.
Solution to the North Korea problem? 5 words…
a really sternly worded letter.
Solution to the North Korea problem? 5 words…
Stop or we’ll send Jimmah.
Solution to the North Korea problem? 5 words…
Where are those launch codes?
Solution to the North Korea problem? 5 words…
what does this button do?
Solution to the North Korea problem? 5 words…
Surrender, no wait that’s France.
And your little Dongs, too!
Solution to the North Korea problem? 5 words…
Hold my beer, watch this.
Play the Trump card now.
Nuke them until they glow.
Hillary’s voice on endless loop.
Kim to moon. Nuke moon.
…Tell China NOKOS have gold!
“Go ahead, make my day.”
I knew the perfect movie quote was out there somewhere. I just knew it. (Although Cliff’s was good.)
“. . . Got to know his limitations” sacrifices accuracy.
“Want to play a game?”
Nice.
“Get off of my plain”?
“. . . The lamentations of their women.”
“An offer he can’t refuse.”
“Your’e nothing to me, Kimfredo.”
Kim Jong-un, ‘Klaatu barada nikto”
“we deal in lead friend.”
“You need a bigger boat.”
Kim Jong-Un, Come on down!
#2 — definitely #2.
Death is just the beginning.
Drop Michael Moore from airplane
Enroll them in Obama Care
Make them use Common Core
Export millions of angry liberals
Problem with the first one is finding a plane large enough to lift him.
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquistion.
“But don’t mention the war!”
Dodge, spin, parry, thrust, (thwack)
Show Kim me ol’ bamboo
“A litte of the ultraviolence.”
Kill The Uranium One Deal.
“Puttin’ the boot in” time!
“Haven’t you heard? Not Obama.”
“This is ****** NUCLEAR Sparta!”
Full Metal Jacket. ….. Opening Scene….
“Hello, Friendo.
Heads or tails?”
Illudium p-36 explosive space modulator
“Bikini Atoll? Try Bikini A*****!”
BUFFs Bunny: “What’s Up, DPRK?”