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Archive of entries posted on 31st October 2017

Tuesday Night Open Thread

Posted by Basil on 31 October 2017, 9:00 pm

Well, it’s Hallowe’en.

[The YouTube]

Did you go trick or treating? Did you get a rock? Tell us all about it. Or about something else. Anything. It’s Tuesday Night Open Thread and whatever you’d like to talk about is what we’ll talk about.

Who wants to start?

Filed under Open Thread | 9 Comments

Being Replaced by a Trained Monkey Is No Longer Your #1 Job Threat

Posted by Harvey on 31 October 2017, 8:00 pm

Wal-Mart said it will begin using robots in about 50 of their stores next month.

And if they don’t work out, well, they can always get jobs at McDonald’s.

Filed under One-Shots | 3 Comments

Embiggened

Posted by Harvey on 31 October 2017, 7:00 pm

[What If You Were A Giant?] (Viewer #1,974,905)

Turns out “Honey, I Blew Up the Kid” was not a documentary.

Filed under Videos | 2 Comments

Link of the Day: A Halloween Story

Posted by Harvey on 31 October 2017, 6:00 pm

[High Praise! to Dinosaur Comics]

Dracula was a vampire

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]

Filed under Link of the Day | 1 Comment

It’s Like Barbie Meets the Terminator

Posted by Harvey on 31 October 2017, 4:00 pm

Now the hottest thing in Japan: a computer-simulated pop-star.

Never catch on in America until she gets programmed to go off-script and bad-mouth President Trump at an awards show.

Filed under One-Shots | 3 Comments

The Problem With Erasing History

Posted by Harvey on 31 October 2017, 2:00 pm

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

[reference link]

Filed under Funny Pictures | Comment

Straight Line of the Day: For Halloween, Nancy Pelosi…

Posted by Harvey on 31 October 2017, 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

For Halloween, Nancy Pelosi…

Filed under Straight Line of the Day | 29 Comments

The Illustrated Frank J: This Confirms Everything I’ve Ever Believed About Russia

Posted by Harvey on 31 October 2017, 10:00 am

[source]

Filed under Funny Pictures, The Illustrated Frank J | Comment

The Downside of Cyborgdom

Posted by Harvey on 31 October 2017, 8:00 am

At the #Bdyhax Conference in Austin, Texas, people gathered to discuss the possibility of integrating electronic devices directly into the human body.

Great idea. Just hope your batteries aren’t made by Samsung

Filed under One-Shots | 1 Comment

Cartoon of the Day – Boomerang

Posted by Basil on 31 October 2017, 7:00 am


[Bob Gorrell]

That went as unexpected.

Filed under Funny Pictures | Tagged Cartoons | 1 Comment

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