Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
For Halloween, Nancy Pelosi…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
For Halloween, Nancy Pelosi…
…will appropriate the persona of the scariest being on her world…a Republican!
(she may have problems being convincingly sane)
(’nuff said)
For Halloween, Nancy Pelosi…
willl drink the blood of a newborn to remain alive for another year.
…will be Charlie Tuna. Her costume will be paid of out of her husband’s advertising budget.
…disavowed any knowledge…
…will be a mindless zombie. Way to phone it in, Nan.
For Halloween, Nancy Pelosi…
scares the **** out of normal people. [Of course she does that the other 364 days of the year.]
puts on the mask and takes up the knife.
must return to the planet Transsexual in the galaxy of Transylvania.
For Halloween, Nancy Pelosi…
will read IMAO for the fright of her life!
Will hold a press conference denouncing Big Chocolate for not providing safe and affordable sugar highs for women, minorities and children.
…will randomly snatch Halloween bags from passing children, telling them they need to give up their goodie bags to know what’s in them…
… will celebrate Labor Day along with Joe Biden
… will exit her rubber room, and if she sees her shadow, there will be 365 more days of uttered stupidity
…Labor Day… BRILLIANT!!!
. . . pretends to be sane and reasonable. Hilarity ensues.
For Halloween, Nancy Pelosi…
will once again win scariest costume as she has done every year since Robert Byrd hung up his sheet.
…will dress as Hillary, putting her pantsuit on eight legs at a time.
…will put a candle in her mouth and sit on the front steps.
…visit a red state to find some brains to eat.
Snatch kids bags and redistribute them to undocumented residents of foreign nations here for an extended stay.
Woo Hoo my comment got flagged for moderation!
Coming from the Pastor, it better be good or I see a de-frocking in your future…
I’m sure Harvey’s just got a dirty mind.
I know why it was moderated, but that’s based on a third-party list of popular spam terms, so it’s not personal
will attend a quiet gathering with Dianne Feinstein, Bernie Sanders, and Ruth Bader Ginsburg, where they will all reminisce about their escapades trick-or-treating during the Hoover administration.
Ah, the hijinxs those scamps used to get up to – tipping over outhouses, opening cow pasture gates, stuffing ballot boxes. Good times.
…will give the trick-or-treaters Michelle Obama approved snacks.
Tomorrow she’ll spend the day trying to get toilet paper out of her trees.
…complained about Trump.
…will hand out candy and treats to all the little kids that knock on her door. -She’ll resume harassing that girl from Kansas and her little dog tomorrow.
…And she’ll have nothing to worry about while harrassing that little girl and her dog because that one house that always falls on witches, already fell on Hillary last November.
“For Halloween, Nancy Pelosi…”
This week’s Winner for the Scariest Story using only four words!
….will once again win the “Most Convincing Costume” award for her impossibly perfect “Skeletor” mask…
then LOSE it, because it’s NOT A MASK!!!!