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Archive of entries posted on 18th October 2017

Wednesday Night Open Thread

Posted by Basil on 18 October 2017, 9:00 pm

Not all laws are stupid. Most are, though.

[The YouTube]

Got something you’d like to share? A link? A joke? Some wisdom? Some silliness? Now’s the time and place. It’s Wednesday Night Open Thread.

Who wants to start?

Filed under Open Thread | 7 Comments

By Other Means

Posted by Harvey on 18 October 2017, 8:00 pm

Secretary of State Rex Tillerson says President Trump wants him to push forward on diplomacy with North Korea “until the first bomb drops.”

Don’t give up hope, Lil’ Kim, there’s still a chance we might decide to open with missiles.

[title reference link]

Filed under One-Shots | Comment

This Would Be Nearly As Much Fun As Nuking the Moon

Posted by Harvey on 18 October 2017, 7:00 pm

[What Would Happen If We Drained the Mediterranean Sea?] (Viewer #1,607,891)

Filed under Videos | Comment

Link of the Day: I Thought All of These Were Great Except for Obama’s

Posted by Harvey on 18 October 2017, 6:00 pm

[High Praise! to Grumpy Sloth]

The 10 Most Epic Pieces of Presidential Fan Art Ever

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]

Filed under Link of the Day | 4 Comments

Outside Your Chewing Parameters, Biter-Offer

Posted by Harvey on 18 October 2017, 4:00 pm

In Virginia, reenactors staged a Civil War battle despite having death threats sent to them.

Easy, there, social justice warriors… unlike statues, these Confederate generals have cannons.

Filed under One-Shots | 5 Comments

Probably Not an Actual Morgan Freeman Quote, But I Read It in His Voice and It Sounds Awesome

Posted by Harvey on 18 October 2017, 2:00 pm

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

[title reference link]

Exit question: Voiceoverwise, is Morgan Freeman the new James Earl Jones?

Filed under Funny Pictures | 1 Comment

Straight Line of the Day: We Know What Hillary Said, But How Did She REALLY Break Her Toe?

Posted by Harvey on 18 October 2017, 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

We know what Hillary said, but how did she REALLY break her toe?…

Filed under Straight Line of the Day | 35 Comments

The Illustrated Frank J: On the Upside, We Were Able to Golf on the Moon

Posted by Harvey on 18 October 2017, 10:00 am

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Filed under Funny Pictures, The Illustrated Frank J | 5 Comments

Judgment Day App Now Available from iTunes

Posted by Harvey on 18 October 2017, 8:00 am

Scientists now theorize that AI implants could soon be injected into our bodies, allowing humans to meld with machines.

We know how this is going to end – someone’s going to go back in time and try to kill Steve Jobs’ mother.

Filed under One-Shots | 1 Comment

Cartoon of the Day – Charity

Posted by Basil on 18 October 2017, 7:00 am


[A. F. Branco]

They say charity begins at home, but…

Filed under Funny Pictures | Tagged Cartoons | Comment

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