Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
We know what Hillary said, but how did she REALLY break her toe?…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
We know what Hillary said, but how did she REALLY break her toe?…
She bumped into something and hit her mouth.
Trying to kick that pesky lying habit…
…dropped a half gallon of good hooch.
…shot herself in the foot again. (we must have better gun control)
She dropped her server-wiper on it…
…tripping the light fandango.
….she broke it when she kicked Bill where it hurts when he was caught staring at Mrs. Trump one day during the election.
… kicking herself for losing the election
We know what Hillary said, but how did she REALLY break her toe?…
Trump did it to her.
We know what Hillary said, but how did she REALLY break her toe?…
some Russians broke into her house and “Sent her a message” from Putin.
We know what Hillary said, but how did she REALLY break her toe?…
I’m sorry, is this Hillary person you speak of important enough for me to care?
We know what Hillary said, but how did she REALLY break her toe?…
she was working out with an exercise band that broke and…wait, sorry. That was Harry Reid, my bad.
… probably dropped her ankle monitor on it while trying to disconnect it.
Blame it on Tres Gouty.
It was the little piggie that went “Me, Me, Me” all the way home.
She was dipping into pedi cash again.
running from the truth.
We know what Hillary said, but how did she REALLY break her toe?…
she had more trouble with a hardwood floor than a glass ceiling.
We know what Hillary said, but how did she REALLY break her toe?…
hit her walker while putting her foot in her mouth.
I was curious how Her Thighness could be running down stairs (that image doesn’t hunt), and then fall backwards. Then again, laws don’t apply to Clintons, now apparently including gravity, inertia and physics.
It’s far more likely she had a drink or three and dropped a lamp or an ashtray she was trying to throw.
We know what Hillary said, but how did she REALLY break her toe?…
hasn’t fully mastered the “mike drop” quite yet.
We know what Hillary said, but how did she REALLY break her toe?…
That Presidential glass slipper still does not quite fit.
We know what Hillary said, but how did she REALLY break her toe?…
I’m not saying it was Aliens but… it was Aliens.
We know what Hillary said, but how did she REALLY break her toe?…
it happened when she was taking a knee in protest.
only way she could get of the room and away from Harvey Weinstein.
some Wiccan got confused while looking for a Toe of Newt.
avoiding sniper fire.
paying off the devil with body parts on the installment plan.
Fell off her high horse.
The toe was stuck in the neck of a wine bottle and the bottle broke. You might wonder how the toe got stuck. Well, she was barefoot and it was dark and there were a lot of empty bottles on the floor. Why was that, you say? Turns out she didn’t have any clothes on at all. Nobody had any clothes on. And they were all down in Podesta’s basement, where there are always a lot of empties rolling around. So you might ask why…Hey, you ask a lot of questions.
She accidentally kicked a bag filled with hot sauce bottles.
Guest response from Stilton Jarlsberg (Stilton’s Place): “Or maybe she broke her toe while trying to pull her foot out of her mouth after promising to return Harvey Weinstein’s financial contributions, then saying “but there’s no one to return them to,” then saying “but I’ll definitely give the money to charity,” after which she declared that Weinstein gave the money to the Clinton Foundation which already is a charity, so she’ll keep his filthy, bodily-fluid stained cash after all.” Also from Uncle Stilton: Because there was still booze in the bottle when she dropped it.
“How Did She REALLY Break Her Toe?”
Painfully, I hope.
She’s tired of constantly being asked “Why aren’t you giving the Weinstein money back?”, so she’s taking a page from Teddy Kennedy and wearing a phony surgical boot instead of a neck brace, and skipping the interviews.
Mike Tyson really wasn’t that into toe sucking.
Performing an act with Huma that is illegal in 12 states and parts of Texas.
It was caused by a YouTube video
Slipped while trying to avoid a bucket of water (Oh! What a world! What a world!)
…she got it caught in the zipper of her human skin suit.
The mafia was collecting interest on a campaign contribution.