Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The problem with having a robot doctor…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The problem with having a robot doctor…
…cold hands.
The Cybermen will laugh at him.
…scratching him is ineffective and biting him hurts your teeth.
…they don’t believe cats can.
Cats who can, do. Cats who can’t hire lawyers.
…is that they don’t have any good stories…
…is that they have no concept of non-binary…
They have the tendency to confuse blood transfusions with oil changes.
… if after the diagnosis, it says, “That does not compute.”
… if you have Obamacare, its operating system is Windows 3.1.
Only the specialists run 3.1. The general practitioners run BasicA.
DOS 6.2? Maybe I overstated it.
3.1 was a decent OS. I was thinking more like ME or Vista…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGylKM-Mkws
More like the Apple Lisa – underpowered and overpriced
Rust
He turns out to be a waldo.
…the “heal all humans”/”kill all humans” switch isn’t always easy to find so when you do it might be too late.
…they will all have an Order 66 embedded in their code
I’m presuming I’d be human if I only had a heart
When you presume you make a “pres” out of “u” and “me”.
They tend to tell you “take two quarts of oil and email me in the morning.”
The problem with having a robot doctor…
blue screens of death are way too common.
The problem with having a robot doctor…
still not available on Wednesdays because of their tee-time.
The problem with having a robot doctor…
your Obamacare plan still doesn’t let you see the one you want.
The problem with having a robot doctor…
Jewish mothers can’t find anyone for their daughters to marry.
There’s always lawyers for them to marry.
…you wake up from surgery smelling like WD-40
Who needs surgery?
http://ace.mu.nu/archives/xmas%20ideas%20for%20men%20.jpg
It’s easy to confuse the robot’s lack of emotion with a doctor’s arrogance.
Reminds me of the old joke…
What’s the difference between a doctor and God?
God doesn’t think he’s a doctor.
Requires a programmer to write its scripts.
No frame of reference: mistakes one kind of “cervical” for another.
Its tendency to go digital.
…his irresistible attraction to the MRI machine.
…is waking up from surgery and your name has been changed to “Locutus” on your chart.