Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Senility’s catching up with Nancy Pelosi. During her last speech she accidentally said…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Senility’s catching up with Nancy Pelosi. During her last speech she accidentally said…
You punk kids get off of my lawn!!!!
… which, through her clenched cheeks (which didn’t help), came out sounding like “You punkins get off of Mauna Loa” (which didn’t help either).
… “I did not have sexual relations with that man, Bill Clinton.”
Meh-heh, meh-heh, meh-heh
Senility’s catching up with Nancy Pelosi. During her last speech she accidentally said…
something that might be construed as coherent if you are both liberal with the term and a Liberal.
“When I think of you I touch myself.”
All right, Mr. DeMille, I’m ready for my close-up.
Beat me to it. Curses!
…”Harvey’s my bae”…
Senility’s catching up with Nancy Pelosi. During her last speech she accidentally said…
“I see dead people”
“I’m ready for my close-up Mr. DeMille.”
“I can prove using geometric logic that there WAS a duplicate key!”
“It’s all Hoover’s fault!”
“Rosebud!”
Damn! I missed the Caine reference!
Senility’s catching up with Nancy Pelosi. During her last speech she accidentally said…
“…and your little dog too!”
Senility’s catching up with Nancy Pelosi. During her last speech she accidentally said…
“Klaatu barada nikto”
Senility’s catching up with Nancy Pelosi. During her last speech she accidentally said…
“I post as ‘Frank’ at IMAO.”
Senility’s catching up with Nancy Pelosi. During her last speech she accidentally said…
“Aba, daba, daba, daba, daba, daba, dab, Baba, daba, daba, daba, daba, daba, dab.”
“covfefe”
“‘Twas brillig,and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe.”
“I’m proud of America and its flag!”
Senility’s catching up with Nancy Pelosi. During her last speech she accidentally said…
“I’m the very model of the left coastal Liberal…
“Why haven’t I left office yet?….. Depends”
Mares eat oats, and Does eat oats, and Little Lambs eat ivy.
“LEEEROY JENKINS!”
…I do not want to buy this tobacconist, it is scratched. My hovercraft is full of eels.
“….We need to open up my depends before we can see what’s in it.”
Bubble, bubble, toil and trouble . . .
Yes, Mister Ed has talked to me also.
That Maxine Waters, she is so smart!
Wapner in 10 minutes.
The Surgeon General said he needs to read the X-ray of my head to see if there is anything in it. I’d bet the under.
Every day in every way I’m getting better and better.
“. . . bitter and barter.”
“I ain’t in no ways tired.”
“You’re d*m right I ordered the Code Red.”
“It was Hillary who ordered the Johnnie Walker Red.”
… or the funky Code Medina.
“Be obsequious, purple, and clairvoyant.”
“So long, and thanks for all the fish.”
“Zaphod Beeblebrox is one cool frood.”
Senility’s catching up with Nancy Pelosi. During her last speech she accidentally said…
“Death to America! Death to the Great Satan! I pooped my panties!”
Senility’s catching up with Nancy Pelosi. During her last speech she accidentally said…
“Greeto shot first!”
Senility’s catching up with Nancy Pelosi. During her last speech she accidentally said…
I would not be just a nothin’
My head all full of stuffin’
My heart all full of pain
I would dance and be merry
Life would be a ding-a-derry
If I only had a brain
Kneel before Zod
“Queen Says No To Pot-Smoking FBI Members”
…something that sounded exactly like a Mad Libs.
… followed by something that sounded exactly like The Cat Lady on The Simpsons.
“Well, it— first of all, what, what does mother— where does Mueller take that. Uh, but his, uh, his, uh, burden of proof is different than what it would be in the Congress of the United States and people should know that— that he has, uh, and maybe, uh, he could go to a criminal investigation of some of the people he’s investigating,” she said, seemingly groping for words.
“What we’re doing is saying— that what the measure of behavior, the Constitution of the United States, high crimes and misdemeanors.”
Oh, wait: that’s not a joke — she did say that.
Pelosi Struggles To Form Sentences During TV Interview, Calls Robert Mueller ‘Mother’
– The American Mirror | 10/22/2017 | Kyle Olson
…FNORD
…”This is an apple”…
…”I don’t give a fig about any of you little people”…
Something sensible
“I was born here, an’ I was raised here, and dad-gum it, I’m a-gonna die here; an’ no sidewindin’ bushwackin’, hornswagglin’ cracker-croaker is gonna rouin me bishen cutter.”
Why did you leave a blank comment? Why do I feel afraid?