Obama’s New Fifty-Seven States Moment

Yes, it’s Lincoln’s Intercontinental Railroad:

“Listen, Abraham Lincoln helped to build the interstate… intercontinental railroad in the middle of the Civil War”.

Jump to 56 seconds before the end (timer counts down):



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1) The TRANSCONTINENTAL railroad was completed in 1869, 4 years after both the War and Lincoln ended

2) It was done by private companies. To haul freight. For profit.

6 second audio clip here:

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Ya know, I thought it odd that TMJ4, who did the interview, deliberately chose not to make the video embeddable. Guess they were afraid Obama’s idiocy would go viral.

Welcome to the internet, TMJ4.

UPDATE: Oh God… it’s not even the first time he’s said it.

UPDATE 2: And at a commencement address at University of Michigan in May of 2010…

Obama’s High Speed Trains

Back in 2009, President Obama bragged about shaving a piddly $100 million from the federal budget by encouraging people to save money on travel expenditures by video conferencing.

Now he wants to spend $53 billion on high speed trains so people can travel instead of video conferencing.

Funny… for that pile of loot, you could buy every working adult in America a computer, a webcam, and internet access.

Make up your mind, Mr. President.

Obama’s follow-up phone call to Michael Vick

Last month, the president phoned Philadelphia Eagles quarterback Michael Vick. According to the White House, the president praised the Eagles for giving Vick a second chance. Our sources say that the president also asked for some advice. And that he called to thank Vick after he returned from vacation.


Mike! It’s Barack…


Barack. Barack Obama. The president. Of the United States. Of America.


Yeah! Hi! How’s it going?


Getting ready for the what? Playoffs? What’s that?


Really? Huh. Never heard of it.


Anyhoo… I just wanted to call and thank you for the advice. Yeah, it’s working. Poll numbers are up.


No, not much. But it’s a start. You know how that is.


Yeah, I’m doing the whole makeover thing.


Yeah, I’m doing the whole package. I mean it worked for you. You’ve got that whole “play offs” thing going. That’s a good thing, right?


Yeah, well, again, I just wanted to say thanks.


Someone’s coming. I gotta run. Okay, bye.


Barack! Where’s Bo?

Mythbusting Obama

The president was on Mythbusters last night. Did you see it? I did. Not because Obama was on the show, but in spite of it. Not a fan of Obama. Am a fan of Mythbusters.

Anyway, he asked Adam and Jamie to retest a myth:


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Adam and Jamie tested the myth … for the third time … and, once again, busted it. But, you know, that myth was perfect for Obama:

  • It’s from Europe.
  • It had been tried before, more than once, and shown to fail.
  • It was paired with Hellboy.
  • It involved smoke and mirrors.

I wonder if there are any other myths that would make sense for Obama to want Adam and Jamie to test?

What to do about WikiLeaks

Everyone is shocked — shocked! — to discover that WikiLeaks has continued to release secret and confidential documents despite the urging of the Obama administration.

It’s almost like Obama can’t make people act nice by asking them. Didn’t the whole world listen to the 2008 campaign? Obama can stop the oceans from rising; he should be able to stop Iran from developing nukes and Julian Assange from releasing documents that are harmful to the U.S. interestes.

Unless, of course, Obama isn’t really interested in American interests. But that’s silly. I mean, it’s not like he grew up in another country. It’s not like Obama is interested in a post-America world. It’s not like he’s bowing to foreign leaders.

No, there’s no evidence whatsoever that Obama is secretly cool with the WikiLeaks releases. And, despite Obama being the most awesome thing since man descended from the trees and discovered TiVo, Assange went ahead and released the documents.

Now that the impossible has happened, what can Obama do about it?

  • Blame George Bush
  • Go golfing
  • Play basketball
  • Send Joe Biden to talk to Julian Assange
  • Increase pat-downs at airports
  • Go on vacation
  • Extend the healthcare law
  • Send SEIU personnel to “talk” to Julian Assange
  • Go golfing
  • Let tax cuts expire
  • Email Assange a Microsoft Windows virus
  • Release the GTMO detainees
  • Go golfing
  • Give an speech, using a woman who will lose her job in six months as a prop

Perhaps there are other things Obama can do to temper the damage of these leaks and prevent future leaks. Ideas? Anyone?

Dear Black Folks, Raise Your Standards, Love, Basil

There’s a new poll out. And it shows that the president’s approval rating isn’t all that great.

Except among Blacks.

According to the latest Gallup Poll (tip: Los Angeles Times Top of the Ticket), 91% of Blacks approve of the job Obama is doing, compared to 36% for Whites.

What?

91%?

Really, Black Folks?

Sometimes, I just don’t understand.

I grew up in southeast Georgia, where Blacks made up 40% of the population. We went to school together, played together, went to church together… But do I really understand Blacks?

Hell, I don’t understand my sisters, so understanding Blacks? That may be too much to ask.

Still, I did learn early on that Blacks and Whites do some things differently.

Like playing the card game Tonk. Or playing checkers with Flying Kings. And, if you don’t know what I’m talking about, then you don’t know Black Folks. Or Black Folks in the south, anyway.

Little things like that made me aware that different people … are different.

Now, it’s not just different races that do things different. Wife’s family, mostly from Alabama, for instance, has some really strange ways of playing Dominoes.

And that fits with what I learned early on: different people, whether of different races, different sexes, different locations, do and think things different from one another.

So, I suppose I’m not all that surprised that Blacks have a different opinion of Barack Obama’s job performance.

But, a difference of 91% to 36% in Obama’s approval rating? That’s more than “playing checkers with Flying Kings” different.

I suspect there’s a little bit of the whole “Black man done good” thing going on.

Only, here’s the thing: he ain’t doing all that good. And he ain’t all that Black.

It’s been a couple of years now. Time to get over that “proud of what that Black man done” thing when it comes to Obama.

Because, Obama is doing nothing positive for Blacks.

Think about this: If a politician from Georgia ran for president, what’s the first thing people would think? I’ll tell you: Jimmy Carter.

It’d be hard for someone from Georgia to get elected president. And this is nearly 30 years after Carter left office. Carter spoiled it for Sam Nunn, Zell Miller, and others who might have made decent presidents. And who knows how long it will be before any politician from Georgia could run for president and people not wonder if he’d be another Jimmy Carter?

What does that mean for Blacks? Barack Obama is the Black Jimmy Carter. Obama is screwing it up for other Blacks. He’s doing a sucky job at president. Not because he’s Black, but because he’s an incompetent fool. Just like Jimmy Carter.

So, to my Black friends — and to Blacks that aren’t my friends — that still think Obama is doing a good job: open your eyes.

And raise your standards.


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If Only

From Judicial Watch (emphasis mine):

On the heels of a scathing report exposing incessant waste in President Obama’s scandal-plagued economic stimulus, a news agency reveals that nearly $1 million in recovery funds have gone to a genitalia-washing program for uncircumcised African men.

If this seems like an inconceivable prank, just take a look at the public university study that received $823,200 in stimulus cash to encourage Africans to undergo voluntary HIV testing and counseling. Specifically, the taxpayer dollars will be used to teach uncircumcised African men how to wash their genitals after having sex.

Which, of course, begs the question: Did Barack’s Kenya-dad wash up after nailing the Obama-mom?

It also promotes the pondering: Don’t you wish Kenya-dad had washed up INSTEAD of nailing the Obama-mom on that fateful night in December of 1960?

Obama is Your Lousy New Boyfriend

Last week, while Fred was on vacation, S.E. Cupp was one of the guest hosts. While behind the mike, she tore off a beautiful rant, which I figured you guys might like:


It’s 2 years into Obama’s first term, and it took me almost 2 years to realize something. A huge revelation. I realized it while I was listening to his Iraq speech the other night, during which Obama was sure to dig into President Bush (just a little).

What I realized was that I have dated this guy before. Obama is like the new boyfriend who is absolutely obsessed with your ex-boyfriend. And he spends most of his time trashing your old boyfriend for no real reason, other than he’s insecure and pre-pubescent and doesn’t really know how to behave in an adult relationship. So he complains about your ex-boyfriend incessantly, and tells you that your life is a mess now because of him, that he was a loser, and what were you doing with him all those years?

And he hates all the gifts he ever gave you, he doesn’t like it when you wear those earrings your ex-boyfriend gave you 5 years ago. And that TV you and your ex-boyfriend bought is a piece of crap, and he’s going to get you a new one – a better one – even though you really like the old TV and it works just fine.

And he’s going to make your life infinitely better – as soon as he stops whining about your ex-boyfriend. And he’s the best thing that ever happened to you – even though you’re not sure why. And if you don’t appreciate all that he does for you, then maybe you should just go back to your dumb ex-boyfriend, because you’re kind of dumb, too.

I gotta tell ya, this boyfriend – the Obama boyfriend – is the most annoying boyfriend ever. And a very short time into dating him, you realize this. It’s an “aha!” moment that makes you think, “what the hell was I thinking?”

You think, “well, he was good-looking, he talks a good game, smart, charming – but he’s a man-child, and he’s changing my life irreparably just because he hates my ex-boyfriend. And I don’t really WANT to change my life irreparably. I’m thinking my life’s pretty good, and I just want to share it with someone supportive. I don’t need to be taken care of, I just want someone who GETS me.”

The problem, I just realized during this Iraq speech, is Obama doesn’t get me. And he doesn’t get you either. But in the process of insisting that he is the best thing ever to happen to you, he’s going to make us all pretty darn miserable.

And suddenly that ex-boyfriend isn’t looking like such a bad guy after all.

Trying not to be bitter about the loss to Hawaii

My local Little League baseball team was knocked out of the Little League World Series yesterday. The West team, from Waipahu, Hawaii, beat the Southeast team, from Columbus, Georgia.

Ever since Barack Obama was thrust onto the national scene, the Hawaii has been tainted by association. However, Barack Obama doesn’t have any connection with Hawaii Little League. None whatsoever.

I mean, you’ve seen him try to throw a baseball, right?

Plus, Little League requires a birth certificate.

A Tale of Two Leaders

It was the best of times,
it was the worst of times,
it was the age of wisdom,
it was the age of foolishness,
it was the epoch of belief,
it was the epoch of incredulity,
it was the season of Light,
it was the season of Darkness,
it was the spring of hope,
it was the winter of despair,

we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to Heaven, we were all going direct the other way — in short, the period was so far like the present period, that some of its noisiest authorities insisted on its being received, for good or for evel, in the superlative degree of comparison only.

There was a president with a crossbow, and a president who liked to bow.

Vladimir Putin, prime minister and former president of Russia, shot a whale with a crossbow today.

Compare that to the president of the United States, who bows to other leaders.

Remember when the United States used to have a president who … was a man?

I miss those days.

So, how big of a screw-up is Obama?

Anybody with one eye and half sense can tell that Barack Obama is a screw-up.

Some of us knew he was before he was elected. Now, everyone else is finding out what we knew all along: Barack Obama is a screw-up.

The only question remains is: how big of a screw-up is Obama?

Well, I saw today’s Gallup and Rasmussen polls. And Gallup, which poll a sample of voting-age Americans, has Obama’s approval rate at 44%:

Rasmussen, which polls a sample of likely voters, has Obama’s approval rating at 45%:

Now, think about that for a minute.

Gallup doesn’t limit to likely voters. It includes more than likely voters. Which means those not likely to vote. Those that don’t care enough to vote.

Obama is such a screw-up, that even people that don’t care are pissed at him.

I can see November from my house.

Happy Birthday, Mr. President

Today is Barack Obama’s birthday. At least that’s what people are saying. Without a birth certificate, it’s hard to know for sure. I blame the poor state of health care in Kenya in 1961.

Anyway, since he’s up and walking around, we’ll assume he does have a birthday, okay? I don’t think he’s a robot. Or a space alien. Although either of those would explain a lot.

No, I think he’s a human. Or close enough, anyway. And, sure, I’ll go along with today being his birthday.

Which means … PARTY! Because everyone from Georgia is all about the party, right?

So, how do we celebrate Barack Obama’s birthday?

I have some ideas:

  • Find an Arab king and bow to him.
  • Go on vacation. But not to the Gulf.
  • Blame Bush for any gray hairs I find.
  • Spend a trillion dollars. After all, it’s also Wednesday!
  • Order the most expensive item on the menu, then, if they bring me a bill, tell the waitress she’s racist.
  • If she’s White, tell her she’s racist anyway.
  • Call Larry Sinclair, just for old time’s sake.
  • Tax the rich.
  • Tax the poor.
  • Blame Bush for taxes going up.
  • Tell everyone on teh Twitters how awesome I am.

Those are my ideas. You have any suggestions?