Obama said a Republican victory this year would mean “hand-to-hand combat” in Congress.
Well, that’d be four more fingers than Democrats usually engage with.
Obama said a Republican victory this year would mean “hand-to-hand combat” in Congress.
Well, that’d be four more fingers than Democrats usually engage with.
Title reference link for the Trek-impaired.
The increasingly violent rhetoric from the regime is shows they are panicing, or wanting a hippie face punch.
http://spectator.org/archives/2010/10/11/excuses-excuses
Read the 2nd & 3rd comments. Hilarious!
Does hand-to-hand combat in Congress mean Republicans will “reach across the aisle” and deck the Democrats for a change – instead of kissing their asssses? Just once – just once I’d like to see that.
Hand-to-hand combat with democrats…that’ll take about 10 minutes to beat the crap out of the democrats. What’ll the democrats do for the rest of the term? Probably lots of whining and crying, I’m guessing.
Methinks he doth threateneth too much. Like as not, the gentlemen will soileth his pantaloons.
Such violent rhetoric from the left. Then again, I’d pay good money to see hand to hand combat in Congress. Of course, the whole thing might turn scary when Pelosi rips off her fake human face and starts shooting people with laser beams from her eyes and frying them with her firebreathing. Will Bay-nor defend us?
I was already going to vote GOP, but he seems to really want me to.
But doesn’t whoever wins the Kal-if-fee challenge have to have sex with the challenger? Eeeuuwh!
Hand -to-hand means they’d have to be touched *ewww*,
and Kal-if-fee implys… *shudder*.
I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit.
It’s the only way to be sure.
…”Nuke them from orbit” in the electoral sense , that is.
Hand to hand combat?! I just might like that, in fact I know I’d like that! Especially with some handsome, viral, strong, young Republican freshman congressman who is looking for an older experienced mentor…..Barney Frank, wet with anticipation, Washington DC.
Ah yes, the “politics of fear” party strikes again.
That makes what:
The politics of fear party
The party of foreign contributions
The party of violence
The party of entitlement
The party of business as usual
The party of golf playing
The party of transparency……
How many more stereotypes are we going to be treated to this week? And it’s only Tuesday. Sigh.
I don’t think it would be “hand to hand” combat. It would be more like nads to fist (mine) or face punching fist (mine), or ass getting kicked, them! They will use their hands to 1) grab nads which will be throbbing 2) Cover face to stop it from punching my fist and 3) flailing about in a very ghey way as their butts are being kicked massively!
Are you sure you don’t mean “…as their MASSIVE butts are being kicked [profusely] [repeatedly] [mercilessly] [incessantly]… !”
Just moving your last word into a better place, ussjc. See, then you get a new choice at the end.
Hand to hand combat for a liberal is a sissy slap fight.
Hand to hand combat for Barney Frank is just plain wrong and illegal in most states and some parts of Texas.
Thanks for the improvement Jimmy. I got your six when the massive hippie punchin’ starts! How long do you think it will be before the Feds move in and take Buttercup away from Frank and Sarah because they are extremist right wingers? She would then be raised like here in Minnesota by a pair of lesbians and taught by listening to NPR radio all day and MSNBC at night. Wonder Frank’s genes will kick in at some point?
Tim: Those comments were hilarious! Plus, about 2/3 the way down Booger’s comment is an incident that totally redefines “internal poll” – um, “pole”. Oh, whatever.
Ussjc, please be careful with Jimmy’s six.
November going to be fun!!! I can hardly wait. Can you imagine the wailing?
well in a way Obama is right.
If they (the Tea Party) takes over Congress with an Army of Militant Libertarian Tea-par-tarians they will have effectively ALEX JONES-IFIED the political process. Meaning that a bunch of unexperienced, unqualified, libertarian conspiracy kooks will charge Obama with thing from being an Illegal alien to building FEMA Death Camps (like they accused Bush of doing), to being in bed with Haliburton (like they accused Bush of being), to being a war mongering oil baron in league with Saudi Arabia (like they accused the entire Bush family of being), to having grand parents that financed Hitlers Nazi machine (like the Bushes), and of having the Powers of Adolf Hitler (like GW Bush), and being an idiot (like Reagan)….
There isn’t enough INK in existance
to list all the Libertarian KOOK ideas here!
And in the meantime nothing of any consequence will get done. Nothing will get fixed and Alex Jones, Glenn Beck, and Lew Rockwell will be running the asylum we call Congress. Well at least it will be entertaining.
Seriously now!
It will take educated experienced mature rational SANE political operatives to fix the damage the Liberals have done. Giving the car keys to a bunch of wild eyed tea-partying angry libertarian teenagers is a big mistake.
Carpenter, your avatar continues to be stunningly appropriate.
Well thank you Marko. I think….
Was that a compliment?
Hand to hand combat? works out to more of a Democratic slap-fight – just take a moment to visualize a bunch of limp-wristed d-bags slapping at the wind with their faces turned and eyes closed. Now comes the well-aimed hippie face punch – ah, feels good.
Marco, thanks! That may have sounded like I’ve got your 6 in a ghey way! Even if I was teh ghey, I don’t think Jimmy is probably my type. Jimmy on the other hand, I’ve heard is a rump ranger so all beware!
That’s right, ussjimmycarter. A ranger with an LC Smith double barrel pointed at your behind!
JImmy, perhaps “light in the loafers” might have been a better way to frame my hypothosis?
Oh, “Hand-to-Hand”. I though they were going to be tossing “Hand Grenades” back and forth in congress. I would have turned on the TV for that.
Ok all libertarians are kooks now. Is there anyone but you’re personal favorite group, whatever that may be, that is appropriate to run this country? Just maybe, the inexperienced conservatives out there will do a better job than the inexperienced nitwit that’s in charge now. At least most conservatives have some kind of moral compass, at least they know what a moral compass is. Obama and his “team” couldn’t find a moral compass with a battalion of sherpas, a herd of St. Bernards, a ton of Tom Tom’s, the entire staff of On Star, a library full of maps and a Boy Scout with a compass. Wait the Boy Scout while experienced would probably be in danger from the Liberals so maybe he’d better stay home.
Carpenter is right,
lets send him in to fix things in DC instead…
…while we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit.