Jeff M gets the HIGH PRAISE for the riddle from last week. But there is more HIGH PRAISE left to obtain. So, riddle me this:

Perhaps she cares for you
As she sings you awake in the morning
And makes sure you eat your vegetables
No wonder those who can’t have her commit great violence
But love her too much and she’ll break your heart

I hope these are all helping to make you people smarter. Nothing motivates people to do well like the sweet sweet possibility of getting…

HIGH PRAISE!

So be the first to put the answer in the comments and yadda yadda.

Sarah Palin said, “Don’t party like it’s 1773 yet.” Markos Moulitsas and other liberal nitwits go ahead and mock her assuming she said something stupid instead of googling the year and seeing it a reference to the Tea Party. Hilarity ensues.

Stupid is as stupid does. Similarly, smart is as smart does. And if the Obama presidency has illustrated one thing, it’s that liberals are too dimwitted to really recognize either. For starters, there’s this whole idea that Obama is smart despite him never having actually accomplished anything. “Community organizer”? That’s a made up job if there ever was one. But Obama “sounds smart,” and liberals treasure the illusion over the reality. But the fact is people who are actually smart do useful things, which pretty much excludes the entirety of the liberal elite.

Of course, pretty much no one thought Markos was smart in the first place so I’m probably just beating a dead horse here. Anyway, my point here isn’t to defend the idea that Palin is some sort of intellectual giant; I just think people should recognize the easily demonstrable fact that she’s way smarter than liberals.

So Obama is going to skip visiting a Sikh temple because he’d have to wear headgear to enter it and he’s afraid that would make him look like a Muslim. And Obama is very wary of looking like a Muslim since he secretly is one.

You want proof Obama is really a Muslim? Simple. What would be the easiest way for him to disprove he’s a Muslim? That’s right: Publicly eat a big handful of bacon. But he hasn’t done that. Now, any normal person if ever given any excuse to eat a big handful of bacon would be all over that, so why hasn’t Obama done that constantly? The only logical reason I can think of is that he’s secretly a Muslim.

Interesting: If you accept the idea that Obama is secretly a Muslim and wants to destroy the country, his actions seem a lot less incompetent.

It’s been a while (been busy), but here’s a new Pajamas Media column from me. Enjoy!

::shakes fist:: ENJOY!!