More Proof Obama Is a Muslim

So Obama is going to skip visiting a Sikh temple because he’d have to wear headgear to enter it and he’s afraid that would make him look like a Muslim. And Obama is very wary of looking like a Muslim since he secretly is one.

You want proof Obama is really a Muslim? Simple. What would be the easiest way for him to disprove he’s a Muslim? That’s right: Publicly eat a big handful of bacon. But he hasn’t done that. Now, any normal person if ever given any excuse to eat a big handful of bacon would be all over that, so why hasn’t Obama done that constantly? The only logical reason I can think of is that he’s secretly a Muslim.

Interesting: If you accept the idea that Obama is secretly a Muslim and wants to destroy the country, his actions seem a lot less incompetent.

24 Comments

  1. Muslims on 9/11 killed a few thousand, Obama has put millions out of work and nearly succeeded in putting the government completely above the law. I have no doubt which one is more destructive to America.

  2. I thought it was rude and ignorant to presume Sikhs were Muslim because of the turban. Now Obama’s all about presuming it himself? Or is he accusing us of being ignorant and rude – again?

    Man, it’s just such concentrated stupid, even looking at it makes me feel dumber.

  3. In addition to the headgear, another Sikh religious requirement is that all males must carry a ceremonial dagger on their person.

    Perhaps Obuma was worried about leaving the Sikh temple looking like a porcupine?

  4. Is refusing to wear a bed sheet on your head to prove you’re Christian anything like refusing to show your
    birth certificate to prove you’re an American citizen?

    The freaking Pope wears a yarmulke <10 points for correct spelling< and doesn't worry people will think he's a Jew.

  5. A little known bacon fact: Sir Francis Bacon hated Canada, never went to Canada, farted in the general direction of Canada, and most importantly, staunchly refused to reveal the formula for bacon to the Canadians. Thus it was that, in the great bacon blight of 1737, the Canadians were forced to solicit the talent of one Sir Francis Canadian Bacon to develop an acceptable bacon substitute. The best that Sir Francis could come up with was Canadian Bacon, which compares to real bacon as Canadian money compares to real money. Canadian Bacon was largely ignored until Benedict Arnold, in an act of defiance against the Continental Army, placed a slab of Canadian Bacon on an English muffin, added a poached egg (poached from Thomas Jefferson’s henhouse), and splashed it with juice from a Dutch mercenary, thus creating Eggs Benedict, for which treasonous act he was forever exiled from the Colonies. Remember…we should just kill anyone who doesn’t like bacon. We’d solve world hunger, overpopulation and bacon shortage all at the same time…..The Uncyclopedia.

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