So Obama is going to skip visiting a Sikh temple because he’d have to wear headgear to enter it and he’s afraid that would make him look like a Muslim. And Obama is very wary of looking like a Muslim since he secretly is one.
You want proof Obama is really a Muslim? Simple. What would be the easiest way for him to disprove he’s a Muslim? That’s right: Publicly eat a big handful of bacon. But he hasn’t done that. Now, any normal person if ever given any excuse to eat a big handful of bacon would be all over that, so why hasn’t Obama done that constantly? The only logical reason I can think of is that he’s secretly a Muslim.
Interesting: If you accept the idea that Obama is secretly a Muslim and wants to destroy the country, his actions seem a lot less incompetent.
It all makes sense now. He’s only publicly eaten cheeseburgers, to show he’s not Jewish, but no BACON cheeseburgers!
Muslims on 9/11 killed a few thousand, Obama has put millions out of work and nearly succeeded in putting the government completely above the law. I have no doubt which one is more destructive to America.
Mmm. Bacon!
Sikhs do not get along with muslims generally. Maybe the security risk was too much. Or fear of steatlh Sikh BACON ATTACK.
The article says that Obama could wear whatever headgear he wanted. He normally wears a bucket, so I don’t see the problem.
Frank, Obama wouldn’t eat bacon because bacon is a manly food. You know this, Frank.
One: OMG! Like, Obama is one of those “New York Money People” IYKWIMAITYD.
Two: Mmmm, Bacon.
Plus have you ever seen him in a porkpie hat? More proof.
Actually, Obama’s just covering up the fact that no one makes a hat that fits goombahs.
I thought it was rude and ignorant to presume Sikhs were Muslim because of the turban. Now Obama’s all about presuming it himself? Or is he accusing us of being ignorant and rude – again?
Man, it’s just such concentrated stupid, even looking at it makes me feel dumber.
Darn it, Frank. Now I can’t stop thinking about bacon.
If it will help prove that I am not a muslim, I will publicly eat SEVERAL handfuls of bacon. In fact, can that be part of voting now?
Obama’s acting like a man on the run.
I agree with Burmashave. The Presidential bucket should more then meet the headgear requirement.
Obama is just an Idiot. Eating bacon proves nothing, after all he married his Man-date, and that is one big PIG.
In addition to the headgear, another Sikh religious requirement is that all males must carry a ceremonial dagger on their person.
Perhaps Obuma was worried about leaving the Sikh temple looking like a porcupine?
I don’t like bacon. Well, turkey bacon is OK, but not the real stuff (crunchy meat is gross, but the taste isn’t something I like either).
But of course, I’ve never deluded myself into thinking I’m a normal person.
So, in other words, this is proof that – despite the storylines on CNN, MSNBC, etc. – most Americans don’t like Muslims? Well, good. They’ve never like us.
Why oh Why would anyone wish good bacon to be wasted on that one. Can’t we just have him covered in lard? Then if he is muslem, he will be sullied so no virgins for him.
Is refusing to wear a bed sheet on your head to prove you’re Christian anything like refusing to show your
birth certificate to prove you’re an American citizen?
The freaking Pope wears a yarmulke <10 points for correct spelling< and doesn't worry people will think he's a Jew.
OMG O_O he’s not Muslim, he’s a JEW!!
Karl Marx- Jew
B.H.Obama- Jew
Coincidence? I think not.
A little known bacon fact: Sir Francis Bacon hated Canada, never went to Canada, farted in the general direction of Canada, and most importantly, staunchly refused to reveal the formula for bacon to the Canadians. Thus it was that, in the great bacon blight of 1737, the Canadians were forced to solicit the talent of one Sir Francis Canadian Bacon to develop an acceptable bacon substitute. The best that Sir Francis could come up with was Canadian Bacon, which compares to real bacon as Canadian money compares to real money. Canadian Bacon was largely ignored until Benedict Arnold, in an act of defiance against the Continental Army, placed a slab of Canadian Bacon on an English muffin, added a poached egg (poached from Thomas Jefferson’s henhouse), and splashed it with juice from a Dutch mercenary, thus creating Eggs Benedict, for which treasonous act he was forever exiled from the Colonies. Remember…we should just kill anyone who doesn’t like bacon. We’d solve world hunger, overpopulation and bacon shortage all at the same time…..The Uncyclopedia.
Well, now that you mention it, he must be a muslim, after all, he didn’t even have bacon with his waffle!
Lol
Obama is using reverse psychology on us by eating bacon.