New video from Crowder. Kind of minimalist this time, but he makes fun of Joy Behar and that’s always fun.
Archive of entries posted on 28th October 2010
Operation Flight Post Holiday Views
Friend of IMAO author Mike Z. Williamson
Liberal Learning Process
So back in Bill Clinton’s first term, the Democrats tried to create government health care which caused huge anger which led to Republicans gaining both the House and Senate in 1994. Democrats decided their problem was that they didn’t successfully pass health care so this time they rammed it through with Obamacare. So basically Democrats tried to kick America in the groin, failed to do so and saw America get hugely angry and concluded the problem they didn’t successfully kick America in the groin. So the question is: Do you think there is any result next Tuesday that will convince Democrats to stop trying to kick us in the groin?
Should We Taunt the Behar?
So liberals are getting pretty desperate, and it’s expected that we start seeing them lash out. On The View the other day, the ironically-named Joy Behar went rabid against Sharon Angle for some reason and called her a “bitch.” Now the smart thing might be to ignore this, but Angle instead sent Behar flowers and a note thanking her for the $150,000 they made in fundraising off of Behar’s impotent screams. This cause another freak out and more fundraising. But what if instead the headline the next day was, “Crazed Behar Attacks Audience at The View“?
These people are highly unstable and we can’t know what they’ll do if we start poking them with sticks. And would it be Behar’s fault if the taunting caused a violent outburst? No; she’s not capable of understand right from wrong. It would be Sharon Angle’s fault for her irresponsible behavior. So let’s not taunt the liberals… unless we put them in a cage first.
Violent Post-Election Riots!
Fair warning: Teabaggers are going to have violent riots on November 3rd. I think this might be Keith Olbermann’s special comment:
There is quite a lot of paranoia paranoia out there. One conservative out of a hundred million steps on someone’s head and suddenly death squads are coming. The mindset is starting to be, “I’m super duper sure conservatives are going to get violent so we better get violent first!”
Still, it’s easy to see why people don’t take violence that seriously from the left-wing. How disjointed is it for someone to both support the left-wing sissy “the government needs to care for me and tell me what to do!” policies and tell people to stock up on ammo? It’s really hard to see anything happening from the left beyond a few really isolated incidents. Just look at the left-wing bloggers who met with President Obama yesterday:
"One of us! One of us!"
It’s hard to imagine these people in a violent conflict… or anything that might involve light jogging for that matter.
So, what I’m saying is they’ll all be easy pickings when we riot on November 3rd.
Random Thoughts
Oh no! Rand Paul has added Super Mario to his campaign staff! I hope that doesn’t lead to more head stomping.
Title for next Batman film revealed: “The Dark Knight Contains Yeast”
The Republicans ran the car into the ditch. Then Obama had the Mythbusters explode it.
Me, sticking with 50+ for GOP is happy outcome. No expectations on Senate other than that Reid is gone. Even if the GOP gets a 100+ gain in the House, if Reid is still around I will be frowny face 🙁
Don’t have a costume for Buttercup yet. I’m thinking evil doll…
When Alan Grayson is thrown out of office, someone is still going to keep an eye on him, right?
When I get on the plane, if I see Muslims screaming and waving around guns, I get worried. I get nervous.
Button appeared in my house. If I push it, someone I don’t know will get offended and I get a $2 million contract with FOX News.
After I pushed the button, they took it away and said they’ll give it to someone I don’t know. Saw them take it to MSNBC!
Sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from primitive tools.
I think there would be a lot of synergy if they combine the “Government Doesn’t Suck” march with a “Clowns Aren’t Scary” march.
President Obama personally told me he considers himself a bearded Marxist, FYI
All the show Caprica did was make me glad the cylons blew up the stupid, boring colonies.
I just don’t get the Giants’ pitcher’s hair. Doesn’t he have any friends who would keep him from appearing on TV looking like that?
Buttercup got her first letter in the mail today. It was from the federal government and contained her Social Security card.
One guy steps on one person’s head and the left are acting like death squads are going to pop up next week.
Now that we know the cause, we can fix it
They found out what causes people to be liberal. It’s in the genes.
According to scientists at UC San Diego and Harvard University, “ideology is affected not just by social factors, but also by a dopamine receptor gene called DRD4.”
The number of friends you have as a child also factors in, according to the study. Which means that if, while immature, you have influences from other immature people, you become a liberal. Which proves that liberalism is immaturity squared.
Now that they’ve found out what causes it, we can cure it.
I propose that we fund gene therapy projects that will get rid of that gene. Or those with it.
Sure, a bunch of pansies on the left might object to my saying that, so, let’s compromise. We’ll start by getting rid of those with the gene in a small sample.
What say we start with a national test group of 535. We can remove those in that sample group that have the gene, and we can do that on the first Tuesday in November. And, we can have smaller study groups at the state and local levels at the same time.
Let’s try that and see how it goes. If things get better, we can then expand it to the rest of the country.