Oh no! Rand Paul has added Super Mario to his campaign staff! I hope that doesn’t lead to more head stomping.
Title for next Batman film revealed: “The Dark Knight Contains Yeast”
The Republicans ran the car into the ditch. Then Obama had the Mythbusters explode it.
Me, sticking with 50+ for GOP is happy outcome. No expectations on Senate other than that Reid is gone. Even if the GOP gets a 100+ gain in the House, if Reid is still around I will be frowny face 🙁
Don’t have a costume for Buttercup yet. I’m thinking evil doll…
When Alan Grayson is thrown out of office, someone is still going to keep an eye on him, right?
When I get on the plane, if I see Muslims screaming and waving around guns, I get worried. I get nervous.
Button appeared in my house. If I push it, someone I don’t know will get offended and I get a $2 million contract with FOX News.
After I pushed the button, they took it away and said they’ll give it to someone I don’t know. Saw them take it to MSNBC!
Sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from primitive tools.
I think there would be a lot of synergy if they combine the “Government Doesn’t Suck” march with a “Clowns Aren’t Scary” march.
President Obama personally told me he considers himself a bearded Marxist, FYI
All the show Caprica did was make me glad the cylons blew up the stupid, boring colonies.
I just don’t get the Giants’ pitcher’s hair. Doesn’t he have any friends who would keep him from appearing on TV looking like that?
Buttercup got her first letter in the mail today. It was from the federal government and contained her Social Security card.
One guy steps on one person’s head and the left are acting like death squads are going to pop up next week.
“I get worried. I get nervous”
I don’t! I just smile and say Let’s Roll!!!!
That’s why I always liked Joey Kocur. Any time the gloves came off he would get that S..t eating grin on his face. The fans stood up.
Things to combine with the “Government Doesn’t Suck” march:
* “That and a dime will get you
a cup of coffeenothin'” march.* “We like
mayonnaisenational malaise” march.* “Give us
libertyfree pot or give usdeatha coma” march (big in California).* “Don’t blame us. Electing Obama is Bush’s fault” march.
Liberals are so stupid. It takes weeks to get a good death squad together.
First you have to break them out of jail – or sneak them back from whatever 3rd world country they’ve been hiding in – or get someone to cover their shifts at Costco for a few weeks.
Then you have to up-armor your Humvees, or pickup or Astro vans or whatever you are using. I don’t know what your experience is, but my armor guy is always like “Oh, yeah a couple of days no problem.” Then it’s like “Yeah, we had to order parts…” and a couple of weeks later it’s like “Hey, chill, the liberals aren’t going anywhere…”
Don’t even get me started on trying to find jackboots that fit for a dozen guys. Sure, most guys are easy to fit. But there’s always the guy with the AAA chick-feet and a couple of Neanderthals with EEEE width and high instep. Welcome to special order hell.
Next week – yeah, right. We’ll be lucky if we’re ready by Thanksgiving.
Gubmunt doesn’t suck. Hmm, I wonder which union parasite thought that one up.
Things that don’t suck like the gubmunt:
A clogged vaccuum
This clause was editied for television princess
The undercover pro
The guy Bogarting the joint.
That cuts it! You have offended Muslims around the world with that offensive slur! You are hereby fired from IMAO. Sorry that I have to do this via a posting but, well, you know I’m a busy guy! We appreciate your comments over the years but attacking Mooslims just doesn’t fit with the editorial standards of IMAO! Don’t let the door hit you where the good Lord split you!
100 seats in the House and the Republicans take the Senate by one or two votes. My procrastination…
Somebody get Damncat started. I’ve got EEEE feet with a high instep!
Random thought: Was watching Seven Days in May last night. The only good part of the movie is Burt Lancaster. Love you, Burt. The Hollywood liberals were at their finest in the writing. The fake President signs a treaty with the Russians – at a specific time, both America and the Soviet Union will dismantle all of their nuclear weapons. The fake President says he had to do it, he had to do it to prevent a nuclear cataclysm. He says said nuclear cataclysm was totally inevitable if we did not stop our confrontational approach with the Soviet Union.
And so, even though it is totally unnecessary, I wish to say to you liberals in the 1960s who wrote that movie; you was wrong, suckas! Thank God for those bloodthirsty madmen Reagan and Bill Casey, huh?
I saw someone do this once and it was awesome. They dressed as Luke in Jedi training, and dressed the baby as Yoda and had them in a backpack (or whatever you call the things you put a baby in on your back to carry them, not a literal backpack, I’m guessing that would be wrong). Just a suggestion for you and Buttercup.
Joe Kocur – I haven’t thought about him in years. Hockey is such a fun sport; if someone pisses you off, just drop your gloves and beat the crap out of him. Good times.
I used to love going to the fights. The problem was that between rounds the canadians would skate around pushing a disk on the ice.
Hey Frank, you should put on an KickAss costume and go out and knock on doors for Buttercup. She’s a bit young to dress up and send out on her own. Maybe next year though…
Have buttercup go as a midget in a baby carriage all she needs is a cigar and some charcoal 5 o’clock shadow.
Aren’t we?
An “IRS is your freind” march would go well with the”Gummint doesn’t suck” march.
Obama is a bearded marxist spock I tell you.
The NSA has a satellite full time to track Grayson. It’s called :”Crazy Tracker One”.
I get nervous when Alan Grayson boards my flight nwaving guns and shouting marx.
Aqua Budda! I just like saying that.
I also like saying James Mattoon Scott.
And by my reckoning, DamnCat stands for the win even if only because he is obviously sharing his practical experience in the matter.
Dress Buttercup up as Dirty Harry and put a .44 Magnum in her hand. Fully loaded of course! Put a sign on her carriage “Make my day, punk!”
We have a cute little baby costume that all our babies wore. It’s a bright green worm suit with a green antenna hat. Very padded, very warm (with a long sleeve onesie under it, since it doesn’t have sleeves). I’d send it to you but it wouldn’t arrive in time. But it was very easy to make, just two rectangles of fabric that I padded and sewed in straight lines, then sewed into a tube with a tapered end and cut arm holes. The hat was a standard felt rectangle folded over and hot-glued, with a pipe cleaner and pompoms for the antennas.
With 120% of the precinct voting Harry Reid wins with 65% of the vote. Sharon Angle loses garnering only 55%.
“The Republicans ran the car into the ditch. Then Obama had the Mythbusters explode it.”
Chris Dodd, Barney Frank, Hank Paulsen and Ben Bernanke convinced Boooshh to turn hard to the left, which ran the car right into the ditch. Now they want to give driving directions again. No thanks.
“Sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from primitive tools.”
Tribal Shaman: I’ve communed with the ancestral spirits, fasting and sweating, imbibed the sacred mushrooms and chanted the seven mystic chants to bring down our enemy!
Caveman: I hit him with a rock.
Tribal Shaman: Yeah, that works too.
So, Buttercup got her SS-Card. If proposed changes to SS come about…Buttercup can look forward to collecting starting in the year 2080.